February 27, 2005

Masha Novoselova is the girl in the Fred Durst Sex Video

Who's the unlucky girl in the Fred Durst sex tape? She's a model by the name of Masha Novoselova.

Links
Masha @ fmd1

Masha @ M&P Management

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February 25, 2005

Fred Durst Sex Scandal?

It looks like there's a new celebrity sex tape and the star of it is Limp Bizkit frontman, Fred Durst. There's a short video circulating on the internet of a guy that looks suspiciously like Durst have sex doggie style and oral sex with a female. Even the guy's tatoos are similar to Fred's. Gossiplist.com members can get a link to a site that has the video available for download.

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February 24, 2005

Another Paris Hilton Hacked site

Yet another fun, happy site about Paris Hilton'srecent hack.

links: ParisHiltonHacking.com
Paris' hacker had been calling her for two months

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February 23, 2005

Wendy's Employees Get Strip Searched

NewsCenter 5's Jim Boyd reported that four Wendy's fast food restaurant supervisors were told Saturday that their employees were stealing from customers, and to conduct immediate strip searches.

"The person on the other end identified themselves as a detective from Whitman and said one of the employees was a wanted suspect and asked them to do a strip search," said Whitman Deputy Police Chief Raymond Nelson. "Evidently, they were strip searched." Click here to read more.

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The Oral Adventures of Paris

One of Paris Hilton's contacts was called by an online radio station. His name is Paul and he claims to have had oral sex with Paris. Download the interview.

Link:http://www.mixedupfm.com/paulinterview.mp3

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emails allegedly taken from Paris' Sidekick

There are emails allegedly taken from Paris Hilton's Sidekick. It's juicy stuff. There are two emails purportedly from Lindsay Lohan about Jessica Simpson doing 'blow' in the bathroom of the Shore Club. The same email states that Jessica requested 'blow' during a previous visit to the club. There's also an email allegedly from Fred Durst where he complains about her cutting him off and that he hasn't shaved since he's seen her. Another email is allegedly from Guy Oseary where he cautions her about telling people that she's drunk and high and that she need to stop it so that good things will happen to her. Another alleged email from Lindsay Lohan suggests 'setting the lip syncer up with coke' (i.e. Ashlee Simpson). In that email, you can see the original email sent to Lindsay from Paris where Paris gleefully describes Ashlee getting booed. Another alleged email is from Simon Rex proclaiming that 'you are the best f*ck ever'. Members can login and get the link to site. Paris allegedly also emailed photos of herself topless and bottomless to someone named 'Mark', who I suspect is Mark Philippoussis, the Australian tennis pro.

A month ago, there was an article on other Sidekicks being hacked.

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February 22, 2005

Central Casting Sued

The largest casting agency, Central Casting, in Los Angeles is being sued:

Central Casting/Extras Management Lawsuit: Case Info

Allegations

1. Plaintiff Jonathan Adler at all times herein mentioned was, an
individual residing in the State of California, County of Los
Angeles, and is suing both in his individual capacity and on behalf
of the general public as to the third cause of action.

2. Plaintiff Jonathon Wright is, and at all times herein mentioned
was, an individual residing in the State of California, County of Los
Angeles, and is suing both in his individual capacity and on behalf
of the general public as to the third cause of action.

Defendant Entertainment Partners Group, Inc.
(hereinafter "Entertainment Partners" is, and at all times herein
mentioned was, a California corporation in good standing and doing
business in the County of Los Angeles, State of California. Defendant
Entertainment Partners is a subisidiary of defendant Draney as 100%
of it's stock is owned by said defendant.

Defendant Carl Joy is, and at all times herein mentioned was, an
individual residing in the County of Los Angeles, State of California
and was a vice president of defendant Entertainment Partners and the
manager of defendant Central Casting.

Defendant Richard Spiker and/or Steven Spiker individually, and doing
business as Extras! Management, were, and at all times herein
mentioned are doing business in the County of Los Angeles, State of
California.

Defendant Jimmy Jue is, and at all times herein mentioned was, an
individual residing in the State of California, County of Los
Angeles, and employed by Central Casting as a casting director.

Defendant Rodney Epps is, and at all times herein mentioned was, an
individual residing in the State of California, County of Los
Angeles, and employed by Central Casting at some unknown time
believed to be in 2003.

Plaintiffs are ignorant of the true names and capacities of
defendants sued herein as Does 1 through 300, inclusive, and
therefore sue these defendants by such fictitious names. Plaintiffs
will seek leave of court to amend the Complaint to allege the true
names and capacities of such defendants when same is ascertained.

In doing the things as alleged herein, each of the business entity
defendants knew, or should have known of the conduct and activities
of the acts committed by defendants Jimmy Jue, Rodney Epps and does 1
through 100 as alleged herein and consented to, acquiesced in and/or
ratified the conduct of said defendants.

As will be explained herein, Central Casting and Extras! Management
and it's predecessors conspired to and did develop a scheme to
defraud members of the Screen Actors Guild(hereinafter SAG) seeking
employment as extras in theatrical, television and commercial
productions. The scheme to defraud includes, but is not limited to:

A-Charging an artist/extra an advance fee for procuring, offering,
promising or attempting to procure employment or engagements for a
monthly fee believed to be $65.00 without a written contract in
violation of Labor Code Section 1701.4 and as further described
herein;

B-providing employees, friends and/or family
(hereinafter "politicals") of defendants Central Casting, Extras!
Management, Jue and Does 1 through 100 with a disproportionately high
number of SAG engagements, including television commercials which
were at a higher pay scale, even when some of these politicals were
not SAG members to the detriment of SAG members(hereinafter "extras"
at times);

C-By suggesting, cajoling, compelling, and in other ways letting SAG
members know that is would be in their best interests to register
with Extras! Management at $65 a month in order to obtain engagements
from Central Casting thereby engaging in extortion in violation of
Penal Code Section 518;

D-By soliciting bribes and/or kickbacks in the form of cash and good
from those extras seeking engagements to ensure repeated and/or
higher paying engagements to the detriment of those SAG members
unwilling to pay such tribute in violation of Penal Code Section
641.3;

E-Defendant Extras! Management maintained a star or point system to
track the number of engagements a monthly paying SAG member received
to ensure that such member would receive a minimum number of
engagements a month to ensure the continued payment of $65.00 a
month.

The scheme to defraud works as follows:

A-A SAG member would pay a $20.00 registration fee to register with
Central Casting;

B-The SAG member would be encouraged to register with Extras!
Management to obtain engagements because Central Casting would
provide exclusive engagements offerings to Extras! Management.
Extras! Management would have photos of the SAG member on file
together with other identifying information so as to give the
impression that if would select the most suitable extra for the
offering;

C-When an engagement was available the extra would be called by
defendant Extras! Management and be provided with the name of the
casting director at Central Casting for more details about the
engagement;

D-In many instances and over many years, in order to obtain frequent
and ongoing engagements the extra was solicited to and did provide
things of value such as cash, cars, television sets, and other such
valuable considerations to Casting directors in order to obtain
future and frequent engagments;

E-Friends, family members, and employees of Central Casting and
Extras! Management would receive engagements without the necessity of
paying kickbacks and would also receive a disproportionately higher
number of engagements than those paying $65 a month, without the
necessity of registering with defendant Extras! Management and having
to pay said monthly fee;

F-Friends, family members, and employees of defendants Central
Casting and Extras! Management who were not SAG members would
nevertheless be sent to engagements which required such membership
and were provided with discretionary SAG union vouchers by the
assistant director or other appropriate personnel responsible for
this function. On occasion, unused SAG vouchers were sold on location
for $50 and submitted for payment as though the individual had
worked;

G-SAG members would obtain union engagements and appear on location
and forced to accept non-union vouchers and be paid at minimum wage
rather than union scale.

H-Bribes and/or kickbacks were paid to employees of defendant Central
Casting and others as part of the overall scheme to defraud.

I-When extras would voice disagreement and object to the system
created by the defendants, they would be threatened with being
blackballed, would be blackballed from further engagements, and in
other ways be damaged; and

J-When an extra stopped and/or refused to pay bribes and /or
kickbacks or the $65.00 a month to Extras! Management, the number of
engagements received was drastically cut back or no engagements were
received.

Plaintiffs Jonathan Adler and Jonathon Wright are two such SAG
members who did not succumb to the scheme to defraud to their
financial detriment.

Defendant Jimmy Jue is believed to have accepted kickbacks from
extras in the form of cash, car(s), a television set and other
personal property from an unknown date, but believed to be as early
as 1994, and continuing to the present.

Defendant Rodney Epps is believed to have accepted kickbacks in the
form of cash based on a percentage of the earnings received by the
extra from an unknown date up to and including sometime in 2003.

Upon information and belief, does 1 through 100 also received
kickbacks in the form of cash and/or other personal property in
exchange for providing extras with repeated engagements.

The conduct and actions of defendants Jue, Epps and does 1 through
100 was and is of common knowledge in the extras industry, with other
casting companies, call-in services, and production entities to the
extent that the defendant employers knew or should have known of the
practices as alleged herein and, in not addressing said practices
consented to, acquiesced in, and/or ratified such conduct.

Note: These are the General Allegations excerpted from the actual
Lawsuit Complaint filed against the Defendants.

Latest case status: The Defendants recently failed in their attempt
to have the case dismissed by moving it to Federal Court. Our remand
motion to return it to State Court was successful and several of the
Defendants are now scheduled for depositions.

Any media inquiries may be directed to maaporg@hotmail.com.

For a pro actor perspective, SAG and nonunion, see our group at:

http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group/maaporg2004/

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February 20, 2005

Celebs Get Pranked Because Of Paris

Paris Hilton's T-Mobile Sidekick was hacked and celebrities phone numbers on the device have been published all over the internet! Here's a page where a guy is pranking celebrities using phone numbers from the device. (You'll need an mp3 player to hear the files).

The Sidekick also had nude photos of Paris and one of her getting tongued by a girl (Eglantina Zingg of MTV Latin America)and liking it.

Link: Paris Sidekick Photos (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Link: Celebrity Phone Numbers
Mirror site
Paris Video clips{not safe for work)
Paris pics from Sidekick
Mirror site


Some of her Sidekick notes were interesting:

check from Rick

Is that Rick Solomon she's referring to?

Ian eizenberg at marvad

Ian is a porn entrepreneur.

club redlight dot com

That is the internet address for the makers of Paris' infamous sex tape.

get birth control kill pill

Is she talking about the morning after pill?

Many fans were able to reach celebrities listed in Paris' notebook. Here's what one had to say:

Victoria Gotti had a lot of racket goign on in the background, but if you listen carefully its a police radio... umm. There are way too many people calling to do anything about it so feel free to call and listen.

Bwaahhh!!

Xpays.com just purchased some photos of Nicole Lenz and Paris Hilton taken three years ago. Allegedly, the girls are kissing and engaging in other acts. The photos will be released at an undisclosed date.

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February 19, 2005

Doctors Remove Baby's Second Head

In Egypt, a baby boy had his second head chopped off. The second head was from an attached twin the never developed below the shoulder. Read the story at Yahoo (includes scary photo of child with attached head).

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February 17, 2005

Durango Colorado Woman Sues Teen Neighbors For Leaving Cookies On Her Doorstep

A Durango, Colorado woman is suing two local teenagers for cookies on her doorstep.

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Britney's Career Circles The Drain As She Calls Her Fans 'Motherfuckers'

As Britney Spears' career circles the drain, we see her descent hasten as she refers to her fans as 'motherfuckers' in a profanity laced interview with Details magazine. (You can also catch her looking FAT courtesy of The Superficial) Kevin Federline is this month's cover boy and he shares witticisms such as,"A bunch of us [LFO background dancers] went out one time in a big group. That was when she was starting to get big. She was, like, what, 18? ... Shit, a few years down the road, and a couple tours later, I wound up meeting her ass again, and here we are."

What a classy way to refer to your wife. Here are other excerpts from this totally white trash interview:

ON THEIR FIRST MEETING
Kevin: A bunch of us [LFO background dancers] went out one time in a big group. That was when she was starting to get big. She was, like, what, 18? ... Shit, a few years down the road, and a couple tours later, I wound up meeting her ass again, and here we are.
Details: You didn't find her a little hot?
Kevin: No, I wasn't even really in that mind frame. I just got out of a long relationship, and I felt free for the first time. I was making money -- legally. I was doing my part, you know, supporting my ass.

ON K-FED'S SON
Kevin: I have a baby son named Kaleb. [Believe it or not, his full name is Kaleb Michael Jackson Federline.] He's about 6 months old now. And he's getting fat, too. Kori was a fat baby too. Man she was just big. She looked like she was gonna be a damn football player.

ON KEVIN HANDLING THE PRESS
Britney: Nothing gets to him ... Not my man. And that's why I married him, because he's not a shallow motherfucker Hollywood actor-guy.
Kevin: Yeah, baby!
Britney: I've met grown men in this business that are a lot older than Kevin and they think I'm this dumb blonde, because I'm quote-Britney Spears-unquote. Men in Hollywood are just -- oh, my God, it's horrible. Babe, am I talking too much?
Kevin: Yeah, go away. [He laughs and hugs her.]
Britney: Is it okay if I stay? I miss you when I'm not with you.
Kevin: I don't care.
Details: I certainly don't mind. Unless, of course, you have some reason not to trust the press.
Britney: Ha, ha. I need to create my own magazine. People are just way too obsessed with celebrity. Look at Us Weekly. I think the same guy who does Rolling Stone does Us Weekly. He's this big old fat man.

ON BRITNEY'S BENJAMINS
Details: People think Kevin is with you for your money.
Kevin: Oh, yeah.
Britney: Well, time will tell, motherchuckers...
Kevin: What you hear about in all those bullshit-ass magazines is bullshit.

ON HAVING KIDS
Britney: When I have kids -- I think Celine Dion, the way she does it, with her show in Vegas, is the way to go. Everybody comes to her. When I have kids, I'm so there. That's what I'm doing: "Come to me, motherfuckers."

I think interview also answers the question,'How dumb is Britney Spears?' She's very, very, very dumb.

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Is White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan Gay?

Well, is he? The shit is really starting to hit the fan now. An online investigative journalism site Monday suggested that White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan is gay and was a regular at gay bars in Texas. Read more at 365gay.com.

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February 16, 2005

Only at Datalounge

Only at Datalounge will you find such funny things:

OP did you get high with Brandon and Mischa? Maybe smoke a little weed?

I can't imagine how exciting that must have been--knowing that something was going to happen and waiting for someone to make the first move.

I'm assuming that they started making out and you just joined in. Is that correct?

And you say that Brandon like to give head. Did he lick you?

Thanks for sharing.

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Fake Whitehouse Reporter Was A Gay Escort

Jeff Gannon (his real name is James D Guckert) has been exposed as a male escort. He charged $200 an hour for his companionship. Here's the big question: How did Jim Guckert, a male prostitute, come into contact with the high powered sort of people who could get him access? Through a customer? If so, who?

Link: Jim Guckert story and photos @ sexyguysonly.com (Not safe for work)

Please start contacting Democratic Senators for a thorough investigation of this matter now! (The only Democratic Senator with the balls to demand an investigation is Sen Lautenberg of NJ - email him here to encourage him to keep fighting for a serious investigation.) Imagine if this was Bill Clinton, the Republicans would beat him to death with it all while doing a happy dance. Here's a list of all Senators addresses, act now to make the Democratic senators stop acting like whipped pussy:

http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm

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White House reporter Jeff Gannon is a gay escort and wicked top

Jeff Gannon, the fake reporter issued press passes by the Whitehouse, moonlights as a gay escort on the side. Follow the link, you'll see screenshot of all his online ads offering his 'services'. What a right wing hypocrite!

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Tara Reid boozing at the beach

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Wherever she goes, Tara Reid boozes it up at the beach.

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Lindsay Does New Orleans

The Times Picayune has an article on Lindsay Lohan who is filming locally (in New Orleans). Here's the good part:


She's making a movie, a romantic comedy originally called "Lady Luck," then changed to "Just My Luck" and now officially tagged "The Untitled Lindsay Lohan Project." That's an appropriately vague name for a movie that will probably end up so disjointed because of its erratic shooting schedule -- dependent upon Lohan's moods and frequent sick leaves from the set -- that even money says it will bypass theatrical release and go straight to video.

Says a veteran New Orleans film crew member who has worked about 10 films in the past two years: "I've never seen anything like this. She is making our lives a living hell. It's just not professional."

A local actor who worked two nights on the set with Lohan at the Contemporary Arts Center (which was portraying a New York City art gallery) reports that tension was constantly in the air.

While everyone else would rehearse for a scene, Lohan would sit in a corner and a stand-in would do her scene with the other principle actors. Then, when film rolled, Lindsay would saunter over and repeatedly flub her lines.

Said the local actor: "If I had to learn four lines and had all day to do it -- and was paid millions of dollars to do it -- I think I could do it. The whole thing was more like a scene from a movie than a set for a movie: The star throws a fit and someone has to console her and lead her away. That happened twice while I was there."


Read it here.

Soon there will be a Lindsay Lohan doll. Will it be an alcohol drinking slut too?

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February 14, 2005

Democrats Demand A Special Prosecutor For Jeff Gannon

Online Democrats are demanding a special prosecutor take action against fake reporter, Jeff Gannon. The latest dirt on him is that he owes the IRS big time. Loser.

Link: Petition to prosecute Jeff Gannon

Democrats.com Blog

Americablog: Jeff Gannon owed 20k in back taxes

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2005 Grammy Winners

Here's the 2005 Grammy Winners List

Album of the Year: "Genius Loves Company," Ray Charles and various artists.

Record of the Year: "Here We Go Again," Ray Charles and Norah Jones.

Song of the Year: "Daughters," John Mayer.

Rock Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocal: "Vertigo," U2.

Country Album: "Van Lear Rose," Loretta Lynn.

Rap Album: "The College Dropout," Kanye West.

R&B Album: "The Diary of Alicia Keys," Alicia Keys.

New Artist: Maroon 5.

Rock Album: "American Idiot," Green Day.

Pop Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocal: "Heaven," Los Lonely Boys.

Male R&B Vocal Performance: "Call My Name," Prince.

Comedy Album: "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Presents ... America: A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction," Jon Stewart and the Cast of "The Daily Show."

Musical Show Album: "Wicked."

Compilation Soundtrack Album for a Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media: "Garden State," Various Artists.

Score Soundtrack Album for a Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media: "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King," Howard Shore, composer.

Song Written for a Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media: "Into the West," Annie Lennox, Howard Shore and Fran Walsh, songwriters, track from "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King."

Female R&B Vocal Performance: "If I Ain't Got You," Alicia Keys.

R&B Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: "My Boo," Usher and Alicia Keys.

Traditional R&B Vocal Performance: "Musicology," Prince.

Urban/Alternative Performance: "Cross My Mind," Jill Scott.

R&B Song: "You Don't Know My Name," Alicia Keys, Harold Lilly and Kanye West (Alicia Keys).

Contemporary R&B Album: "Confessions," Usher.

Rap Solo Performance: "99 Problems," Jay-Z.

Rap Performance by a Duo or Group: "Let's Get It Started," The Black Eyed Peas.

Rap/Sung Collaboration: "Yeah!" Usher featuring Lil Jon and Ludacris.

Rap Song: "Jesus Walks," Miri Ben Ari, C. Smith and Kanye West (Kanye West).

Female Pop Vocal Performance: "Sunrise," Norah Jones.

Male Pop Vocal Performance: "Daughters," John Mayer.

Pop Collaboration With Vocals: "Here We Go Again," Ray Charles and Norah Jones.

Pop Instrumental Performance: "11th Commandment," Ben Harper.

Pop Instrumental Album: "Henry Mancini: Pink Guitar," Various Artists.

Pop Vocal Album: "Genius Loves Company," Ray Charles and Various Artists.

Traditional Pop Vocal Album: "Stardust ... The Great American Songbook Volume III," Rod Stewart.

Dance Recording: "Toxic," Britney Spears.

Electronic/Dance Album: "Kish Kash," Basement Jaxx.

Alternative Music Album: "A Ghost Is Born," Wilco.

Solo Rock Vocal Performance: "Code of Silence," Bruce Springsteen.

Hard Rock Performance: "Slither," Velvet Revolver.

Metal Performance: "Whiplash," Motorhead.

Rock Instrumental Performance: "Mrs. O'Leary's Cow," Brian Wilson.

Rock Song: "Vertigo" Bono, Adam Clayton, The Edge and Larry Mullen (U2).

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The Wedding Registry of Mary Letourneau and Vili Fualaau

I have no idea if this is real or not, but this is purported to be the wedding registry of Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau. I know Vili is now a legal adult, but its pretty disgusting to think of them getting married. Yuck. What the hell do they need 'casual china' for? My understanding is that Vili is high school drop out; maybe someone needs to give him GED tutoring for a wedding present. Their wedding date is allegedly April 16, 2005.

Update:Yahoo just add a story about Mary Kay and Vili getting married soon so the rumor must be true. I scooped Yahoo News by 20 minutes.

Posted by inthestars at 08:09 AM

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Two Legged Chihuaha

Read about Nubby, a two legged puppy. It's a chihauha.

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Paris' Real Eye Color Is Brown

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Paris Hilton'sreal eye color is brown. And she looks better with it too!

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February 13, 2005

Introducing the Jail Cam

Law enforcement in Clinton, TN has decided to liven up things by offering a 'Jail Cam'.

Link: The Jail Cam Page

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Teacher Run Over By Driver Ed Student

A Georgia Drivers Ed teacher was run over by a student! Read more at CNN.

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February 12, 2005

Lindsay Lohan Suffering From Exhaustion Again?

Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized for exhaustion yet again. Sure, the whole world believes that a healthy 18 year old girl is teetering on the brink of collapse for the second time in a six month period. Sharing a bathroom stall with Samaire Armstrong in a nightclub, hooking up with Johnny Knoxville on weekends, being photographed in New Orleans night clubs, and doing who knows what else
take alot out of a girl.

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Britney's Says Being Married To Trailer Trash Is Fun

Britney Spears' has written another exciting missive to her fans. Being married to someone else's baby daddy is the shit:


Dear Fans,

Valentine’s Day is around the corner and I am so grateful to have someone I love. I fall more and more in love with Kevin everyday (Ed. Ew, nasty!). We’ve been away from each other for a week now and I think I’m losing my mind! It’s the longest we’ve been a part from one another. He’s working a lot right now and I’m so happy for him. His Details cover is coming out in a little over a week and the pictures are so hot! Stay away girls! (he he) I have such a great surprise planned for Kevin on Valentine's Day. I can't wait to see him tomorrow!

I haven’t seen Kori in two weeks because I’ve been home in Louisiana with my mom. Hopefully Kori can come here for a visit soon because I miss her so much! I bought her the cutest dresses for Easter and to wear this summer. I love buying kids clothes.

For some reason, I can relax so much better when I’m in Kentwood. It’s like food for the soul. I think when Kevin and I start a family we might build our dream home right behind my mom’s. It’s true; home is where the heart is. I’ve been having so much fun with my mom lately. We’ve been indulging ourselves with the simple pleasures of life. I think I may do this for a while.

I’m so excited, my dogs are stylin’ and profilin’ because Von Dutch just sent them the coolest little clothes! I think my dogs are so much cuter than Tinkerbell (ruff! ruff!). My mom’s mad because the dogs are still having problems with their potty training. It is kind of bad because we have white carpets. They will learn soon though, I hope!

I think my momma and I are going to go see The Wedding Date later today. I love watching fun, girly movies. They always put me in a great mood!

I hope you all have a wonderful Valentine’s Day with the one you love. But if you’re single, just round up a group of your friends and grab some low-fat Blue Bell ice cream. It’s the best!!

Happy Valentine’s Day!
Love,
Britney

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Son Mistakes Parents' Sex For Domestic Abuse

A 16-year-old boy was charged with shooting his father in their southwest Harris County home Friday, Local 2 reported. The shooting was originally reported as a case of domestic abuse, but deputies said the boy apparently witnessed a sexual act between his parents and thought the father was abusing the mother...more after the jump..

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The Homophobe From Wife Swap Is Also An Author

The homophobe from the ABC Reality show, 'Wife Swap', is also a published book. Kris Gillespie along with her pussy whipped husband, Brian, is the author of When Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy. Oh boy, now that sounds like a book I want to read.

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February 11, 2005

Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis

Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday. Read more at Yahoo News.

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February 10, 2005

Jeff Gannon Disembowled By Daily Kos

Susan of the popular political blog, Daily Kos, continues to tear apart fake reporter Jeff Gannon and the White House's involvement in supplying him with credentials in spite of his nonexistant journalism background. The hounds of hell are coming for George W. Bush!

Link: Daily Kos
Photo of Jeff Gannon from his AOL profile.

2-16-05: It turns out that Jeff used to work as an escort. Here's his escort site.

Posted by inthestars at 11:35 PM

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Baby Thrown Out of Car Window

Those Floridians are a crazy bunch. This time a couple has been seen throwing their baby out of a car window and speeding off.

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Usher Shows His Ass In Public

We know that Usher has a ripped body, but what about his ass? That's pretty tight too judging from this photo.

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February 09, 2005

Tara Reid Looking Worse For Wear

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Does this girl not have decent handlers? Or is that she doesn't tale their advice? Perhaps if she does not want to be perceived as 'the drunk girl' she should stay home and out of the clubs. Tara Reid doesn't look that great as she makes her nightly exits.

Posted by inthestars at 11:13 PM

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George Bush reporter outed as gay porn stud!

This is better than an episode of 'Queer As Folk'. Ardent George W. Bush fan and White House reporter, Jeff Gannon, has been outed as a fraud and porn maven. Gannon's habit of incorporating White House documents word for word into his stories for Talon News tipped off alert observers. Read more at gay porn blog, SexyGuysOnly.com.

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Kevin Federline Finally Takes A Shower

Britney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline finally gets a shower and a shave and shows off his new look on the cover of Details magazine. Rumor has it that Britney is trying to get him a record deal. Now that's a scary thought.

Posted by inthestars at 06:33 PM

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The Duff Sister Get Fugged Up

Oh no, someone hates the fashion style of Hilary and Hayle Duff..

Posted by inthestars at 06:29 PM

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February 08, 2005

Man bites off a bird's head

Things got lively in New Smyrna Beach, when a man bit the head off of a parrot. Blood splattered everywhere...

Posted by inthestars at 03:50 AM

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February 07, 2005

Houston gouges out his eye

While in London, rapper Houston gouged out his eye after being thwarted in a suicide attempt by his security team. See the after photo.

Posted by inthestars at 09:13 PM

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February 05, 2005

Hilary Duff Has A Condom In Her Bag!

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Hilary Duff, you sexually active little slut, what is that Trojan condom doing in your bag? (I'm sure that Trojan stock will go up quite high after this unintentional plug.) Hilary does not turn 18 years old until September, so her older boyfriend has some,uh, 'explaining' to do.

Posted by inthestars at 04:27 AM

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February 02, 2005

Who's had more STDs?

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Ok people, who's had more STDs, Dave Navarro or Courtney Love?

Posted by inthestars at 02:58 AM

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February 01, 2005

Farrah Looking Scary

Would the day be complete without a scary photo of Farrah Fawcett of 'Charlie's Angels'.

Posted by inthestars at 01:39 AM

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Tonya Harding Is Seriously Scary Looking

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Tonya Harding has ballooned up to 175 pounds and is currently pursuing a career as a professional female boxer. Her current record is 3-3. Read more..

Meanwhile, a fan sent us this update on her rival, Nancy Kerrigan:

I don't really know if she counts as a celebrity, but yesterday I saw Nancy Kerrigan at the Northshore Mall in Peabody, MA, buying shoes at the Filene's. She's about 7 months pregnant, and really, really, whiny and demanding.

Posted by inthestars at 01:30 AM

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