August 31, 2005

Hilary Duff Needs A Sandwich

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Hilary Duff has become as painfully thin as rivals Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes. The skeletal look doesn't look good on her however. She is taking on an equine look as if she were a gangly legged colt with a head too large for its body. Eat a sandwich, Hilary.

Links
Buy Hilary Duff Most Wanted
Buy Lindsay Lohan A Little More Personal (Raw)
Buy The Amanda Show, Vol 1

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August 30, 2005

Please Help The Victims of Hurrican Katrina

The Network for Good has setup up a donation page that lists every organization accepting donations for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Please give whatever you can to help your fellow Americans.

In addition to the human casualities, pets that were left behind during the evacuation need your help too. The Human Society of the United States is dispersing highly trained Disaster Animal Response Teams to the area. They would appreciate your support in their battle to care for animals affected by Hurrican Katrina.

Link: Network For Good

Humane Society of the US asks for donations to help animals devastated by Hurrican Katrina

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August 29, 2005

Hilary Duff Is Now Skinny

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Just last summer, Hilary Duff was looking pleasingly plump. Now, she has shriveled down to Nicole Richie size. She's verging on skeletal.

Links
Buy Hilary Duff's Santa Claus Lane Album
Buy Nicole Richie's The Truth About Diamonds

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August 19, 2005

Tom Sizemore Sex Video Released

Tom Sizemore, seen in numerous successful movies such as 'Pearl Harbor' and 'Blackhawk Down', is the star of an adult video just released on the Internet by the same company that brought you the Paris Hilton sex tape. Liz Hurley was rumored to have been in the video, but after seeing a trailer, I can report that it is not true. Tom is seen frolicking and enjoying high spirited sexual contact with two adult film actresses (one of whom has been tentatively identified as porn starlet Jerzey Jaxin). Find out more about Tom's naughty video escapade at PrettyAndFine.com.

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August 18, 2005

Google Founder Sergey Brin In Drag

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Google found Sergey Brin looks so lovely in drag, doesn't he? Here's his resume from his college days.

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August 17, 2005

Jack Osbourne Has Lost A Ton Of Weight

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Ozzie's son, Jack Osbourne, has lost a massive amount of weight in the past year. The official story from his publicist is that he spent several months in Thailand kickboxing. Uh, sure, I believe that. Having watched all the seasons of his family's reality show, 'The Osbournes', I don't recall Jack ever engaging in any sort of physical exercise or even seeming like a person motivated to get things done (like getting up to go to school, etc). I do think that it is likely that Jack received gastric bypass surgery or something similar because that would be the most effortless way for him to lose weight.

Link
Buy The Osbournes first season on DVD
Buy Ozzy Osbourne's Under Cover

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How coked out is Lindsay Lohan in this picture?

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How coked out is Lindsay Lohan in this picture?

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Buy A Lindsay Lohan Barbie Doll

Posted by inthestars at 09:25 PM

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Jude Law Nude?

This is allegedly a photo of Jude Law nude. I don't know if it is real or not.

Link: Jude Law nude
Jude Law in Immortality

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Is this photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger Real?

Is this photo of California governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, real? I'd love to know.

Link: Arnold Schwarzeneggger fingering some chick back in the 70s courtesy of LukeIsBack.com
Buy The Terminator on DVD

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Horny Gay Republican With White House Ties!

Page Six offers up this blind item gem:


WHICH politico with close ties to the White House is currently boffing boy butt on not one, but both coasts? Seems he doesn’t enjoy meeting for meat anywhere near his home state, so he’s sticking to LA and Florida for now.

Hmmm.. does George W. know about this?

Link
Buy George W. Bushisms

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August 16, 2005

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August 12, 2005

Pamela Anderson Like You've Never See Her

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Here's Pamela Anderson like you've never seen her before! She's not wearing any makeup. Scary, huh?

Link
Buy Pamela Anderson's Star Struck: A Novel

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Someone Give Teri Hatcher A Sandwich!

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Teri Hatcher could use a decent meal. The once lush actress is now mere skin and bones.

Link
Buy The Teri Hatcher Collection
Buy Lois & Clark - The New Adventures of Superman - The Complete First Season (1993)

Posted by inthestars at 05:20 PM

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Sean Astin in a red Speedo

Sean Astin was a cute kid in the movie,'Rudy', and has grown to be a talented adult actor evidenced by his work in 'Lord of the Rings'. However, he should never stuff his girth (both below and above the stomach) into a red speedo
!

Link
Chubby Sean Astin in a tight red Speedo
Buy Lord of the Rings Trilogy on DVD

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August 10, 2005

Britney Spears Cleans Up For Her Baby Shower

Britney Spears appears to have showered and combed her hair before attending her baby shower recently. As usual, she imbibed a nutricious Starbucks frappuccino to make sure that her growing baby received good nutrition.


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Link
Buy Britney Spears' Greatest Hits
Buy Britney Spears Music Box: Biographical Collection

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Naima and Khalen From America's Next Top Model

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America's Next Top Model winner, Naima, and runner-up, Khalen, recently were spotted out together at an NYC party. Khalen is sporting a new haircut.

Link
Buy the first season of America's Next Top Model on DVD

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Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams Show Off Their Latest Production

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Actors Heather Ledger and Michelle Williams showed off their latest production on the red carpet at a recent film premiere. Williams, radiantly pregnant replete with large stomach bump, was led tenderly by the hand through the press gauntlet by beaming partner, Aussie Heath Ledger.

The two are reportedly engaged to be married, however, a Gawker spy shares this sighting:

I saw Heath Ledger go into an apartment building on West 19th St. on Monday at around 3 A.M. He was with a woman I didn’t recognize. She was tall with brown hair, very pretty all around. They stopped and kissed before they went into the building. Judging by the kiss they have a great deal of passion for each other.

Michelle is short, pregnant, and blonde. Who is this tall girl with long brown hair?

Link
Buy A Knight's Tale
Buy Dawson's Creek: The Complete Fifth Season

Posted by inthestars at 03:38 PM

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Daniel Julez Smith (Beyonce's Nephew)

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Matthew Knowles proudly holds his lightskinned grandchild, Daniel Julez Smith, son of his youngest daughter, Solange Knowles. The Knowles family were allegedly very happy with Solange's choice of partner because he was very light skinned with light eyes.

Link
Buy Solange Knowles' Solo Star album

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August 06, 2005

Tara Reid Offers Fans A Nice Panty Shot

Watch this short clip where Tara Reid drunkenly gets out of a car and shows the whole world her panties. How charming, Tara.

Link
Buy Van Wilder on DVD

Posted by inthestars at 06:06 PM

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August 02, 2005

Is Anna Nicole Smith Always On Drugs?

Is Anna Nicole Smith always on drugs? Judging from her slurred speech in this video clip, its highly likely.

Links
Buy Anna Nicole Smith Exposed
Playboy: The Best of Anna Nicole Smith

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August 01, 2005

Joe Simpson Cheats On Jessica With Ashlee

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Looks like Pa Simpson is admiring daughter Ashlee's breasts now. I wonder if Jessica is jealous.

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Scott Peterson's Response To Fan Mail

Convicted murderer, Scott Peterson, used to personally respond to letters sent to him in prison. He no longer does and sends out this canned response:

7/21 -
Thank You
For me, the amount of support we have received is just incredible.
Those who have decided to reach out to our family have made such a difference.
The thoughtfulness and benevolence shown is a source of strength and spirit,
an affirmation of considerate community. In every conversation among our
family there is always the mention of your thoughts and letters.
At mail call I am encouraged by, and enjoy hearing from people.
I wish I could respond to express my gratitude, and continue to correspond.
However, people having sold my notes, and sometimes fabricating content,
preclude me from doing so. It is an irritating, unfortunate situation.
I am tremendously appreciative of your kindness,
it has such a wonderful positive effect upon our family."

Link: Scott Peterson on death row

Blood Brother: 33 Reasons My Brother Scott Peterson Is Guilty

Inside the Mind of Scott Peterson

Witness: For the Prosecution of Scott Peterson

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