Janet Jackson Singing Live on GMA

Watch Janet Jackson sing live on Good Morning America, click here.

Ashlee Simpson Promotes Her New CD At Walmart

Ashlee Simpson happily promoted her new CD at Walmart today! Gee, not even Best Buy would have her. The operative question is ,'Does anyone want to buy her new cd?' Judging from the sales of the last one, I'd say, 'Not!'

Charlie Sheen With Fiance Brooke Mueller

Charlie Sheen is pictured with his fiance Brooke Mueller at a special event for his tv show. Good luck, Charlie, I hear that the third marriage is usually the charm!

Awful Plastic Surgery Update

Awful Plastic Surgery Update

The Worst Butt Implants Ever
These are butt implants gone awry. The
subject is rather thin and the implants
selected for her rear end are too large.
Her butt implants look freakish. At
least the implants were positioned
naturally, but ill-suited her frame.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007615.html

Do you think Princess Madeline Has Breast Implants?
Above is Princess Madeline of Sweden. A few
years ago, she wore a very chest baring dress
to a royal event. A bit too revealing for a
state event, in my opinion. Anyway, I think
she has breast implants. Her breasts look
too round and firm to be real.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007614.html

Skeletor With Breast Implants
A nice reader sent us this photo. It is
apparently a female (I think) of a certain
age with some very very saggy implanted
breasts. Breast implants do not look good
inside a chest that has already been ravaged
by age. A breast lift was definitely in
order, in this case, before breast implants
were put in place. Scary!

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007613.html

Barbie Boobs Can't Save A Marriage
Tracy Edmonds appears to have added some
rather large assets to her chest (breast
augmentation anyone?) Lol. Eddie still
dumped her two weeks after their commitment
ceremony. Remember ladies, stripper breast
implants are not the key to happiness nor
relationship longevity.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007608.html

Does Justin Timberlake really enjoy kissing
these huge, possibly collagen filled lips?
I pity the the fool. This appears to be lip
plumping overload. Maybe Stevie Wonder would
believe those to be her real lips, but the
sighted definitely would be inclined to feel
otherwise.

Quack, quack, Jessica. Oh, and if any medical
professionals are reading this, please hide
your collegen filled needles from a certain
someone.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007607.html

Plastic Surgery Abroad
One new trend in plastic surgery is having
procedures done in foreign countries for a
fraction of the cost. Costa Rica has become
a popular destination for plastic surgery
seekers. Personally, I would be wary. Watch
this video on the subject. It is interesting
to see how confident the prospective patients
are regarding how they chose their doctors
in Costa Rica -- via the Internet.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007598.html

How To Get Free Breast Implants
Finally, there is website that will enable
a woman to get free breast implants. It
is called MyFreeImplants.com. If you decide
to use the site to increase your bust
size, don't get the trashy stripper sized
set.

Watch a brief video about the company.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007597.html

Plastic Surgery Without Going Under The Knife!
Do you want plastic surgery, but can't afford
it or hate the idea of surgery or both? Check
out this video which offers tips on makeup
techniques which simulate plastic surgery.
The makeup artist on the video is Eve Pearl.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007594.html

Another Skinny Mini With Stripper Breast Implants
Eddie Murphy's ex wife decided to install
some new, um, improvements judging from these
photos. Unfortunately, they are stripper sized
and just look trashy. She is tall and thin; a
smaller, more realistic would have looked much
better. Now, she just looks like a very thin
woman with grapefruits shoved in her chest.
Yippee, go Nicole.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007593.html

The 2008 Academy Awards winners

2008 Oscar Winners

Lead actress
Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose

Supporting actress
Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton

Supporting actor
Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men

Adapted screenplay
Joel and Ethan Coen, No Country for Old Men

1st Annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon

Its Oscar season and all of the parties are in full swing; 1st Annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon is no exception.

Gabrielle Union

Kerry Washington

Sanaa Lathan

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Vivica Fox

Will Smith

Kelly Rowland Leaving A London Club

I have no idea of why Kelly Rowland is in London. Her album is an international bomb, so a UK tour is unlikely. Alas here she is exiting Movida Nightclub in London.

"Wear Black and Give Back" Pre-Oscar Party Photos

"Wear Black and Give Back" Pre-Oscar Party Photos

Garcella Beauvais

Jaime Pressley

Rex Lee from Entourage

Shar Jackson

Here's Glamour Model Jordan Shilling Yet Another Product

In her endless quest for money and attention, UK glamour model has written yet another book; this one is called '"Jordan: Pushed To The Limit" . How it is different from her previous autobiography, I have no idea, but she's definitely a master of attention whoring.

Ugly Betty Star Vanessa L Williams at an NYC charity event

With her television show, Ugly Betty, on hiatus, actress Vanessa L Williams donated her time to the 2008 Human Rights Campaign in New York City. Nice dress, hair and makeup, Vanessa.

Pink Departs From An NYC Dap Spa

The recently divorced Pink treated herself to a day of pampering at Silk Day Spa in New York City. On her blog, she asks her fans to 'go easy on Cory'. Cory is her ex and she maintains that they are still friends.

Natalie Portman at The Other Boleyn Girl Premiere in London

Natalie Portman at The Other Boleyn Girl premiere in London wearing what looks like an insurmountable amount of purple tulle.

Angelina Jolie's Red Haired

Angelina Jolie has a Doppelgänger in the form of red haired beauty Christina Hendricks. I wonder if they were both in the same room at the same time would they both explode.

Scarlett Johannson and her big boobs at The Other Boleyn Girl Premiere in London

Scarlett Johannson and her big boobs tread the red carpet at the London premiere of 'The Other Boleyn Girl'.

Janet Jackson - still thin

Janet Jackson is still skinny. Here she is at the NAACP Image Awards.

Celebrity Weight Watch and more

Kelly Osbourne Thins Out - How Celebs Lose Weight
Janet Jackson maintains her weight - How Celebs Lose Weight
Avril Lavigne suddenly has big hooters - Awful Plastic Surgery
Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins used to be Ugly Betty - Good Plastic Surgery

Baby Doesn't Have Back

Here's a photo of Victoria Beckham appearing in Chicago hawking her new perfume, 'dVb by Victoria Beckham'. She has no ass at all. Eat a cookie, Vicki!

Sean Bean Gets Married Again

Sean Bean (Boromir from Lord of the Rings) has just gotten married for the fourth time to Georgina Sutcliffe. He's got 3 kids with two of the previous. Good luck, Sean, I hope the fourth time is the charm for you.

JFK's love child?

This guy claims to be JFK's love child, click here. Want to know who else is suspected to be a JFK love child? None other than actress Catherine Oxenberg. Her mom is alleged to have had an affair with JFK and Catherine looks very different from her dark eyed, dark haired parents and sister. She has the same coloring as the Kennedy women, light blue eyes, etc. See pics of her here. Take a look at Caroline Kennedy. Take a look at Kennedy cousin Maria Shriver. And Eunice Kennedy.. striking resemblance, huh?

Stephen Colletti Birthday Party Pictures

Reality tv star Stephen Colletti celebrated his birthday at Jet Nightclub in Las Vegas and no other celebs seemed to show up. Poor Stephen. Click here to see the photos.

Youtube.com VS Chris Crocker

Youtube.com takes Chris Crocker off 'Most Subscribed' list after he posts a video discussing the homophia on the site. Watch the video.

Kim Kardashian's Birthday Party Video

Video footage from Kim Kardashian's Birthday Party, look at what spoiled rich bitch she is.

Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party Photos

Clive Davis held his annual pre-Grammys party at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Here are the photos.

Alicia Keys

Ashanti

Blake Lewis

Carrie Underwood

Chris Brown

Chris Daughtry

Dita Von Teese

Fergie

Gladys Knight

Janet Jackson

Jon Voight

Jordin Sparks

Josh Groban

Larry King and wife Shawn

Lindsay Lohan

Lisa Rinna

Paula Abdul

Pink

Raquel Welch

Rihanna

Taylor Swift

Whitney Houston

2008 Grammy Winners

It's that time of year again. Here is the complete list of Grammy Winners!

Album of the Year: "River: The Joni Letters," Herbie Hancock.

Record of the Year: "Rehab," Amy Winehouse.

Song of the Year: "Rehab," Amy Winehouse (Amy Winehouse).

New Artist: Amy Winehouse.

Producer of the Year, Non-Classical: Mark Ronson.

Pop Vocal Album: "Back to Black," Amy Winehouse.

Female Pop Vocal Performance: "Rehab," Amy Winehouse.

Male Pop Vocal Performance: "What Goes Around...Comes Around," Justin Timberlake.

Pop Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: "Makes Me Wonder," Maroon 5.

Pop Collaboration With Vocals: "Gone Gone Gone (Done Moved On)," Robert Plant & Alison Krauss.

Pop Instrumental Album: "The Mix-Up," Beastie Boys.

Pop Instrumental Performance: "One Week Last Summer," Joni Mitchell.

Traditional Pop Vocal Album: "Call Me Irresponsible," Michael Buble.

Alternative Music Album: "Icky Thump," The White Stripes.

Rock Album: "Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace," Foo Fighters.

Rock Song: "Radio Nowhere," Bruce Springsteen, songwriter (Bruce Springsteen).

Solo Rock Vocal Performance: "Radio Nowhere," Bruce Springsteen.

Rock Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: "Icky Thump," The White Stripes.

Hard Rock Performance: "The Pretender," Foo Fighters.

Metal Performance: "Final Six," Slayer.

Rock Instrumental Performance: "Once Upon a Time in The West," Bruce Springsteen.

Rap Album: "Graduation," Kanye West.

Rap Solo Performance: "Stronger," Kanye West.

Rap Performance by a Duo or Group: "Southside," Common, featuring Kanye West.

Rap/Sung Collaboration: "Umbrella," Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z.

Rap Song: "Good Life," Aldrin Davis, Mike Dean, Faheem Najm & Kanye West, songwriters (J. Ingram & Q. Jones, songwriters) (Kanye West Featuring T-Pain).

Country Album: "These Days," Vince Gill.

Country Song: "Before He Cheats," Josh Kear & Chris Tompkins, songwriters (Carrie Underwood).

Female Country Vocal Performance: "Before He Cheats," Carrie Underwood.

Male Country Vocal Performance: "Stupid Boy," Keith Urban.

Country Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: "How Long," Eagles.

Country Collaboration With Vocals: "Lost Highway," Willie Nelson & Ray Price.

Country Instrumental Performance: "Throttleneck," Brad Paisley.

R&B Album: "Funk This," Chaka Khan.

R&B Song: "No One," Dirty Harry, Kerry Brothers & Alicia Keys, songwriters (Alicia Keys).

Contemporary R&B Album: "Because of You," Ne-Yo.

Female R&B Vocal Performance: "No One," Alicia Keys.

Male R&B Vocal Performance: "Future Baby Mama," Prince.

R&B Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: "Disrespectful," Chaka Khan, featuring Mary J. Blige.

Traditional R&B Vocal Performance: "In My Songs," Gerald Levert.

Urban/Alternative Performance: "Daydreamin'," Lupe Fiasco, featuring Jill Scott.

Dance Recording: "LoveStoned/I Think She Knows," Justin Timberlake, Nate (Danja) Hills, Timbaland & Justin Timberlake, producers; Jimmy Douglass & Timbaland, mixers.

Electronic/Dance Album: "We Are the Night," The Chemical Brothers.

Bluegrass Album: "The Bluegrass Diaries," Jim Lauderdale.

Traditional Blues Album: "Last of the Great Mississippi Delta Bluesmen: Live In Dallas," Henry James Townsend, Joe Willie "Pinetop" Perkins, Robert Lockwood Jr. & David "Honeyboy" Edwards.

Contemporary Blues Album: "The Road to Escondido," JJ Cale & Eric Clapton.

New Age Album: "Crestone," Paul Winter Consort.

Contemporary Jazz Album: "River: The Joni Letters," Herbie Hancock.

Jazz Vocal Album: "Avant Gershwin," Patti Austin.

Jazz Instrumental Solo: "Anagram," Michael Brecker, soloist.

Jazz Instrumental Album, Individual or Group: "Pilgrimage," Michael Brecker.

Large Jazz Ensemble Album: "A Tale of God's Will (A Requiem for Katrina)," Terence Blanchard.

Latin Jazz Album: "Funk Tango," Paquito D'Rivera Quintet.

Latin Pop Album: "El Tren De Los Momentos," Alejandro Sanz.

Latin Rock or Alternative Album: "No Hay Espacio," Black:Guayaba.

Latin Urban Album: "Residente O Visitante," Calle 13.

Tropical Latin Album: "La Llave De Mi Corazon," Juan Luis Guerra.

Mexican/Mexican-American Album: "100 (Percent) Mexicano," Pepe Aguilar.

Tejano Album: "Before the Next Teardrop Falls," Little Joe & La Familia.

Norteno Album: "Detalles Y Emociones," Los Tigres Del Norte.

Banda Album: "Te Va A Gustar," El Chapo.

Traditional Folk Album: "Dirt Farmer," Levon Helm.

Contemporary Folk/Americana Album: "Washington Square Serenade," Steve Earle.

Native American Music Album: "Totemic Flute Chants," Johnny Whitehorse.

Hawaiian Music Album: "Treasures of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar," Various Artists, Daniel Ho, George Kahumoku Jr., Paul Konwiser & Wayne Wong, producers.

Zydeco or Cajun Music Album: "Live! Worldwide," Terrance Simien & The Zydeco Experience.

Reggae: "Mind Control," Stephen Marley.

Traditional World Music Album: "African Spirit," Soweto Gospel Choir.

Contemporary World Music Album: "Djin Djin," Angelique Kidjo.

Polka Album: "Come Share the Wine," Jimmy Sturr and His Orchestra.

Gospel Performance: "Blessed & Highly Favored," The Clark Sisters; "Never Gonna Break My Faith," Aretha Franklin & Mary J. Blige (Featuring The Harlem Boys Choir). (Tie.)

Gospel Song: "Blessed & Highly Favored," Karen Clark-Sheard, songwriter (The Clark Sisters).

Rock or Rap Gospel Album: "Before the Daylight's Shot," Ashley Cleveland.

Pop/Contemporary Gospel Album: "A Deeper Level," Israel and New Breed.

Southern, Country or Bluegrass Gospel Album: "Salt of the Earth," Ricky Skaggs & The Whites.

Traditional Gospel Album: "Live — One Last Time," The Clark Sisters.

Contemporary R&B Gospel Album: "Free to Worship," Fred Hammond.

Compilation Soundtrack Album for Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media: Love (The Beatles) George Martin & Giles Martin, producers (Apple Records/Capitol Records).

Score Soundtrack Album for Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media: "Ratatouille," Michael Giacchino, composer.

Song Written for Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media: "Love You I Do (From Dreamgirls)," Siedah Garrett & Henry Krieger, songwriters (Jennifer Hudson).

Musical Show Album: "Spring Awakening," Duncan Sheik, producer; Duncan Sheik, composer; Steven Sater, lyricist (Original Broadway Cast With Jonathan Groff, Lea Michele & Others).

Musical Album for Children: "A Green and Red Christmas," The Muppets.

Spoken Word: "The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream," Barack Obama.

Spoken Word Album for Children: "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," Jim Dale.

Comedy Album: "The Distant Future," Flight of the Conchords.

Instrumental Composition: "Cerulean Skies," Maria Schneider, composer (Maria Schneider Orchestra).

Instrumental Arrangement: "In a Silent Way," Vince Mendoza, arranger (Joe Zawinul).

Instrumental Arrangement Accompanying Vocalist(s): "I'm Gonna Live Till I Die," John Clayton, arranger (Queen Latifah).

Engineered Album, Non-Classical: "Beauty & Crime," Tchad Blake, Cameron Craig, Emery Dobyns & Jimmy Hogarth, engineers (Suzanne Vega).

Remixed Recording, Non-Classical: "Bring the Noise (Benny Benassi Sfaction Remix)," Benny Benassi, remixer (Public Enemy).

Surround Sound: "Love," Paul Hicks, surround mix engineer; Tim Young, surround mastering engineer; George Martin & Giles Martin, surround producers (The Beatles).

Classical Album: "Tower: Made in America," Leonard Slatkin, conductor; Tim Handley, producer; Tim Handley, engineer/mixer (Nashville Symphony).

Orchestral Performance: "Tower: Made in America," Leonard Slatkin, conductor (Nashville Symphony).

Producer of the Year, Classical: Judith Sherman.

Engineered Album, Classical: "Grechaninov: Passion Week," John Newton, engineer (Charles Bruffy, Phoenix Bach Choir & Kansas City Chorale).

Opera Recording: "Humperdinck: Hansel & Gretel," Sir Charles Mackerras, conductor; Rebecca Evans, Jane Henschel & Jennifer Larmore; Brian Couzens, producer (Sarah Coppen, Diana Montague & Sarah Tynan; New London Children's Choir; Philharmonia Orchestra).

Choral Performance: "Brahms: Ein Deutsches Requiem," Simon Rattle, conductor; Simon Halsey, chorus master (Thomas Quasthoff & Dorothea Roschmann; Rundfunkchor Berlin; Berliner Philharmoniker).

Instrumental Soloist(s) Performance (With Orchestra): "Barber/Korngold/Walton: Violin Concertos," Bramwell Tovey, conductor; James Ehnes (Vancouver Symphony Orchestra).

Instrumental Soloist Performance (Without Orchestra): "Beethoven Sonatas, Vol. 3," Garrick Ohlsson.

Chamber Music Performance: "Strange Imaginary Animals," Eighth Blackbird.

Small Ensemble Performance: "Stravinsky: Apollo, Concerto in D; Prokofiev: 20 Visions Fugitives," Yuri Bashmet, conductor; Moscow Soloists.

Classical Vocal Performance: "Lorraine Hunt Lieberson Sings Peter Lieberson: Neruda Songs," Lorraine Hunt Lieberson (James Levine; Boston Symphony Orchestra).

Classical Contemporary Composition: "Made in America," Joan Tower (Leonard Slatkin, conductor; Nashville Symphony Orchestra).

Classical Crossover Album: "A Love Supreme: The Legacy of John Coltrane," Turtle Island Quartet.

Short Form Music Video: "God's Gonna Cut You Down," Johnny Cash.

Long Form Music Video: "The Confessions Tour," Madonna.

Recording Package: "Cassadaga," Zachary Nipper, art director (Bright Eyes).

Boxed or Special Limited Edition Package: "What It Is!: Funky Soul and Rare Grooves (1967-1977)," Masaki Koike, art director.

Album Notes: "John Work, III: Recording Black Culture," Bruce Nemerov, album notes writer.

Historical Album: "The Live Wire — Woody Guthrie in Performance 1949," Nora Guthrie & Jorge Arevalo Mateus, compilation producers; Jamie Howarth, Steve Rosenthal, Warren Russell-Smith & Dr. Kevin Short, mastering engineers (Woody Guthrie).

Rihanna Shills Umbrellas At Macys

Rihanna had the best day ever today. She went to Macys department store to shill umbrellas for the Totes company. I just can't wait to buy one.

This is what Mischa Barton will look like after she is sentenced

This is what Mischa Barton will look like after she is sentenced! Ha ha ha!

Hottie And The Nottie Premiere - Paris Was Baked

Tonight was the premiere of Paris Hilton's new movie, 'The Hottie and The Nottie'. Wow, was Paris baked. Look at the photos! Note to Paris' handlers, keep her away from the ganja on the day of a film premiere!

Christine Lakin aka 'The Nottie'

Alexa Vega (that once cute kid on her way to looking like professional cokewhore Lindsay Lohan)

Tiffany with mom Marla Maples

Fashion Week In NYC

Fashion Week in New York City brought out a plethora of celebrities.

Amy Smart

Christina Milian

Joss Stone

Mandy Moore

Joy Bryant

Padma Ladksmi

Rose McGowan

Sophia Bush

Tyra Banks Is Not Lonely

Don't believe the media hype about Tyra Banks being 'lonely' as she claims in the current issue of Essence magazine. Want to know why she moved her talk show from Los Angeles to New York? So she could shack up with a Wall Street bigwig old enough to be her father!

Why does this woman with millions of dollars, a successful modeling career, and several tv shows have an incessant need to whine about her imagined miseries? Sounds like a personality disorder to me.