Sebastian Bach falls onstage during concert

80s rocker Sebastian Bach falls onstage during a concert! He is singing 'I Remember You', steps backward, and falls hard. Fortunately, he is not hurt and gets up singing.

The fall is at 0:08.

See it again at 01:48

Meet The New Young Republicans

Meet the new generation of young Republicans. While they all support the war, due to medical problems, they cannot enlist. One young male Republican also believes that homosexual inclinations can be 'prayed away'. Watch, it is comedy gold.

Paris Rebuttal To John McCain

Here is Paris' rebuttal to John McCain lampooning her in a political ad.

Ex porn star runs for a Kentucky Senator spot!

If you've seen the film 'Predator' starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, you are probably familiar with a crazy Native American character in the film who commits suicide early on in the film. The actor is Sonny Londham and not only did he have a good acting career, he also made porn films in the 70s! Want to find out more? Click here.

Awful Plastic Surgery Update

New fun stuff from Awful Plastic Surgery!

Nikki Cox has scary lips

Clay Aiken is turning into Zac Efron

The Evolution of Nikki Cox

Is Ashlee pregnant or more silicone injected?

Mischa's cellulite

Catherine Zeta Jones grew boobs

Calpernia's giant top lip

Who looks older - Demi or Cameron?

Model Implants

Implanted Playmate has stalker

Dominic West looks wasted

Dominic West looks seriously wasted as he poses with 'The Wire' co-star Sonja Sohn at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas.

This is what Mischa Barton will look like after she is sentenced

This is what Mischa Barton will look like after she is sentenced! Ha ha ha!

See Tara Reid's Hair Weave Track

Tara Reid has a hair weave. How do I know? Look at this photo where the wind is blowing up her hair in the back and you can see the track where the hair is sewn in.

Separated At Birth - Ashley Tisdale and some reality tv porn chick

On the left, High School Musical tv star Ashley Tisdale and on the right the porn chick (Angelie Morgan) who will appear on the next season of VH1's Rock of Love. Isn't this a good glimpse of Ashley in 15 years?

The new season of Rock of Love stars January 13th at 8pm!

The Weirdest Housewives of Orange County website ever

Take a look at the weirdest website yet about The Real Wives of Orange County yet. Click here. It features a column called 'I Don't Give A Duff' authored by the ex-partner of cast member Tammy (yes, his name is Duff!). It bills itself as a 'web showcase' by 'people who really live and work in Orange County'. Thanks for adding that seal of authenticity.

Ryan Seacrest Takes His Sister To The American Music Awards

What do you do when a suitable beard is unavailable? You take your sister to the American Music Awards like Ryan Seacrest!

Good times!

TMZ is so fucking staged!

Who the hell would want to spy on Kid Rock? He hasn't had a hit in 8 years. TMZ is soooo staged!

Porn Star Nanny

Watch the clip from the Kim Kardashian show. The blonde interviewing to be the nanny for the younger kids is actually a porn star named Bree Olsen (click here - link is not safe for work at all!).

Don't piss off Lindsay Lohan's Boyfriend

Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend is mad at the paparazzi and sent out the above bulletin on MySpace.com. Apparently, items were stolen from his car while he and Lilo were dining. My sympathies! Lol.

Lindsay's New loser ass boyfriend - via Mia's Ramblings
Lindsay's love Rival

Cute baby dancing at karaoke

Check out the cute little baby dancing in the background as her mom sings karaoke!

Vote for me on Bix.com!

Yes, Tyra Banks has to go

Tyra Banks is a huge hypocrite. She needs to go, stat!!

The Truth About Matthew McConaughey

This video exposes the truth about Matthew McConaughey.

Drunk Samantha Fox

Remember 80s singer, Samantha Fox? She was a blonde with big boobs. She's looking a bit hard in the video clip below, where she drunkenly fights with a talk show hosting during an interview.

Wait for the funniest sound byte from the clip: 'I'm not drunk, I'm an actress.'

Dog Sings Along With Harmonica

This is so cute. The dog is singing along with the harmonica.

Ludicrous Gets Boycotted For Performing At Paris Hilton Birthday Party

Ludicrous performed at hatemongerer Paris Hilton's birthday party a few weeks ago and ticked off a number of fans of color in doing so. Most notably, that the fact that he called Saint Oprah a 'sell out' and then sang at the birthday party of a noted bigot sent tempers boilng. Check out the petition that has been launched against the rapper.

Two Anti Paris Hilton Sites Pop Up

Two anti Paris Hilton sites have popped up. The first one is called Go Away Paris and the other is HerpesHilton.com. Go Away Paris is the funniest and even has a store where you can buy Go Away Paris t-shirts.

Is Howard K Stern A Murderer?

The first Anna Nicole Smith death conspiracy site is official open! It is called, 'Is Howard K. Stern A Murderer?' Click here to visit.

Some golden nuggets from the site:

Okay, I don’t know how Howard K. Stern, who shall henceforth be referred to as ‘HKS’, became Anna’s lawyer, but I do know that he helped her sue her dead husband’s family for millions upon millions of American dollars. HKS takes on no other clients during or after this. He takes on no other work. Instead, he attaches himself to Anna like a slug, and later moves in with her. How many people do you know who live with their lawyers?

Did he keep her drugged, or did he simply use what he knew about her, knew what would enable him to own her

But how could he not see the weight piling on? Why, after the inheritance trial, did Anna disappear from the public eye,
only to appear later in grossly overweight condition? Was Howard encouraging her drug and food addiction? Or, was her weight gain orchestrated by him? Did he keep her drugged as he fed her ice cream milkshakes so she would gain and gain and gain? I mean, this wasn’t just a little weight. She was enormous. How could this possibly be good for her?

This site is pee on yourself funny!!

Crazy public access tv version of Janet Jackson's 'Nasty Boys'

Click here to watch a crazy public access TV version of Janet Jackson's video for 'Nasty Boys'.

Celeb asks to be taken off Gossiplist!

Today, I got an email from comedian, Jeff Richards (he is or was on Saturday Night Live). He wrote:

thanks again,
jeff richards

I guess his girlfriend found it and ripped him a new one. Ok, Jeff, its gone.

Star Jones Gets Punked On The Radio

A prankster called in to Star Jones' radio show and asked her,'How fat are you and is your husband gay?' Listen to it!!

This Chick Says MySpace Is For Ugly People

This chick says that MySpace is for 'ugly people'. Her rant against the site is liberally aided by a half full bottle of Jim Beam.

Faith Hill Gets Pissed at the CMAs

Faith Hill freaks out when Carrie Underwood's name is called out as winner for Female Vocalist of the Year at the CMAs. She has a major hissyfit.

Drunk Ben Affleck Gropes Reporter

Watch Ben Affleck grope a reporter! Ha ha ha!!

Watch Paris Lip Sync 'Stars Are Blind'

Carmen Electra Scratches Her Cooter In Public

Hottie Carmen Electra scratches her cooter in public on a warm, sunny day in California.

Connie Chung Is The Worst Singer Ever

Connie Chung's tv show on MSNBC was cancelled and last week, on the last episode, she sang 'Thanks For The Memories'. She is a nice lady, but her singing is awful. You can watch below.

Sandra Bernhard VS Elizabeth Hassleback

Sandra Berhard recently visited the ladies on the ABC Daytime show, 'The View', and got into a verbal spat with hostess Elizabeth Hasselback. Elizabeth got very upset at a jibe from Sandra about First Lady Laura Bush. Watch the catfight!

Britney Before And After Kevin

Britney Spears before and after Kevin Federline set to Rihanna's 'Rescue Me'. Its a funny video.

Bruce Willis hit by a wave!

Here's the video of Bruce Willis being hit by a wave that everyone is talking about.

Yes Jessica, You're A Slut

Famous celebrities dancing to a song about sluts! They may not think they look like sluts, but they definitely act like them!

Drunk Joan Crawford Interview

Youtube.com is a comedy goldmine. I found footage of Joan Crawford being interviewed while she's totally drunk!! Here's a link.

Tom Cruise Can't Drive

Watch Tom Cruise drive, or better yet, try and drive, to the fan screening of 'Mission Impossible III'!

Steven Colbert Mocks George Bush

Last weekend at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert mocked President George Bush pointedly to his face. Watch the entire video clip online!

Stephen Colbert Mocks George Bush Video

Links
The Colbert Report
Colbert Nation (fan site)
Thank You Stephen Colbert
Colbert Nation @ LiveJournal

Paris Hilton Sings In Her Underwear

Video footage of Paris Hilton singing 'Happy Birthday' to Hugh Hefner has emerged online. Paris is only wearing lingerie as she chirps.

25 Rules for Being a Republican

25 Rules for Being a Republican

1) Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you are millionaire conservative radio jock, which makes it an "illness" and needs our prayers for your "recovery."

2) You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own.

3) You have to believe that the US should get out of the UN, and that our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.

4) You have to believe that government should stay out of people's lives but it needs to punish anyone caught having private sex with the "wrong" gender.

5) You have to believe that pollution is ok, so long as it makes a profit.

6) You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to Allah or Buddha.

7) "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.

8) You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions about her own body, but that large multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind with no regulation whatsoever.

9) You have to believe that you love Jesus and Jesus loves you, and that Jesus shares your hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and Hillary Clinton.

10) You hate the ALCU for representing convicted felons, but they owed it to the country to bail out Oliver North.

11) You have to believe that the best way to encourage military morale is to praise the troops overseas while cutting their VA benefits.

12) You believe that group sex and drug use are degenerate sins that can only be purged by running for governor of California as a Republican.

13) You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because we all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't have sex.

14) You have to believe that the best way to fight terrorism is to alienate our allies and then demand their cooperation and money.

15) You have to believe that government medicine is wrong and that HMOs and insurance companies only have your best interests at heart.

16) You have to believe that providing health care to all Iraqis is sound government policy but providing health care to all Americans is socialism personified.

17) You believe that tobacco's link to cancer and global warming are "junk science", but Creationism should be taught in schools.

18) You have to believe that waging war with no exit strategy was wrong in Vietnam but right in Iraq.

19) You have to believe that Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney was doing business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

20) You believe that government should restrict itself to just the powers named in the Constitution, which includes banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

21) You have to believe that the public has a right to know about the adulterous affairs of Democrats, while those of Republicans are a "private matter".

22) You have to believe that the public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades but that Bush was right to censor those 28 pages from the Congressional 9/11 report because you just can't handle the truth.

23) You support state rights, which means Ashcroft telling states what locally passed voter initiatives he will allow them to have.

24) You have to believe that what Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest but what Bush did decades later is "stale news" and "irrelevant".

25) You have to believe that trade with Cuba is wrong because it is communist, but trading with China and Vietnam is just dandy.

Link
Political Lefty

Eminem Is Turning Into A Women!

America's favorite rapping homophobe, Eminem, is turning into a doe-eyed woman. I love the lipstick and eye makeup. He makes an attractive tranny. Does Eminem look more feminine now? Yes No View results

Watch Davod Hasselhoff Sing

Watch David Hasselhoff sing 'Hooked On A Feeling'. Its scary! Click here.

Funny Fergie Animation

Fergie, lead singer of the Black Eyed Peas and awful plastic surgery victim, is featured in a funny animation at Milkfat.com. She ridicules her detractors by saying, 'I love my body, I love my face, I get to %$%# Josh Duhamel'. Very funny. Also check out the animation spoofing the Colin Farrell video.

An LA Porn Star Wants You

This is the oddest Los Angeles job offered ad, I've ever seen. An innocuous looking 'porn star' is running an ad requesting 'fluids' from interested men.. Hmmm.. See it for yourself.

Watch This Guy Go Off On A Telemarketer!

Watch this guy tell off a telemarketer who dared call him at work!!

View this clip on Vimeo

Alabama Louella Barker - Yet Another Stupid Celebrity Baby Name

Here's another entry for the stupid celebrity baby names list: Alabama Louella Barker. She is the daughter of Blink 182's Travis Barker and Playmate Shanna Moakler and made her debut on Christmas Eve this year.

Celebrity Christmas Cards

Celebrity Christmas cards! Enjoy!

See Kevin Federline's Middle School Picture

Kevin Federline was quite the fugster in middle school, replete with early 90s mullet. See his school photo from 1992 @ DivorceKevin.com

Link
Kevin Federline's Scary Middle School Photo

Butch That Shit Up, Eddie!

This is how you 'butch up' your image in Hollywood. Have you publicist plant items in Rush and Molloy's gossip column:

Eddie Murphy and "Access Hollywood" host Shaun Robinson better get a hotel room. A spy tells us that the two were making out in a balcony booth at L.A.'s Laugh Factory as Damon Wayans did a tribute to the late Richard Pryor. Looking on in shock was Chris Rock. "They were all over each other and didn't seem to care that a cameraman was shooting some of it with a long-lens camera," says our snitch ...

I guess we won't be hearing about Eddie being coupled with Johnny Gill anymore.

Link
Scroll way down the page to the 'Surveillance' section on this page

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/374660p-318383c.html

Tom and Kate Cruise Wedding Registry

Just when you thought that the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes situation couldn't get any zanier, someone posts a link to their wedding registry on the internet. See it at JustJared.

Sweet Little Ashlee Simpson Caught Drunk In Public On Film

It looks like Ashlee Simpson's handlers weren't around when she entered a Toronto area McDonald's in a highly drunken state and climbed all over the counter! Here's the video.

Link: Ashlee Simpson Making A Fool Of Herself
Ashlee Simpson's New Album 'I Am Me'

Paris Hilton - Different Places, Same Poses

Has anyone ever noticed how Paris Hilton is always frozen in the same pose on the red carpet? Check it out above through the wizardry of modern technology.

Anna Wintour With Pie In Her Face

Our funny friends over at the Superficial have a photo of Anna Wintour with pie in her face. PETA nabbbed Wintour as she left the Chloe ready-to-wear fashion show in Paris on Saturday.

link: PETA hits Anna Wintour with tofu pies

Buy The Devil Wears Prada

Tyra Banks' Boobs

Tyra Banks eagerly showed off how real her breasts are on a recent episode of her talk show. Janet Jackson is fat again! Tara Reid shows off her huge tits in a see through top.

link: Tyra Banks' Boobs via Celebrity Smackdown
Tara Reid in Body Shots (the movie where she's topless)
Tyra Banks' Beauty Book

Celebrities With Bad Skin

Cameron Diaz

The link of the day is 'Celebrities With Bad Skin'. Due to the magic of Adobe Photoshop, many people believe that celebrities have flawless complexions. That is absolutely untrue especially in the case of Cameron Diaz. In fact, most celebrities are just as spotty or even more spotty (due to drugs, drink, and erratic sleeping schedules) than the average person.

Link: Celebrities With Bad Skin
Cameron Diaz in 'There's Something About Mary'

Kevin Federline on MySpace.com?

The Kevin and Bean Show on KROQ in LA made a myspace page for Kevin Federline. See it here:

http://www.myspace.com/federleezee

Janet Jackson hates being called a 'crumb covered mess'

Janet Jackson's lawyers have gone after WWTD.com for calling Janet a 'crumb covered mess'.

Link:
WWTD.com gets threatened
Buy Janet Jackson The Videos: From Janet to Damita Jo

Worst Dressed Person At The Emmys

We've found her! Here's the worst dressed person from Sunday's Emmys. She's combined every fashion don't in one unique package.

Go Fuck Yourself Mr Cheney

While Vice President Dick Cheney was giving his opinions on the Hurricane Katrina cleanup in Biloxi, Mississippi today, a citizen strolled by and said,'Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney.', not once but twice. Watch video of the incident:

Windows Media:
http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Cheney_090805.wmv

QT:
http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Connected--Cheney-F-himself.mov

Link
Buy Dick: The Man Who Is President

Sean Astin in a red Speedo

Sean Astin was a cute kid in the movie,'Rudy', and has grown to be a talented adult actor evidenced by his work in 'Lord of the Rings'. However, he should never stuff his girth (both below and above the stomach) into a red speedo
!

Link
Chubby Sean Astin in a tight red Speedo
Buy Lord of the Rings Trilogy on DVD

Is Tom Cruise Nuts?

Is Tom Cruise nuts? Who knows? The people behind TomCruiseIsNuts.com seem to think he is crazy.

Link
See Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds on DVD

Watch Tom Cruise Get Squirted With Water

Tom Cruise was recently squirted in the face with water by a phony reporter during the German premiere of his new film,'War of the World'.

Link
Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx in Collateral

Judge Judy Flash Cartoon Parody!

Here is the funniest Judge Judy cartoon ever!

link

Judge Judy Speaks Out

Mary Kate Flips Off The Media

Cornered by the media outside of popular LA restaurant, Koi, Mary Kate Olsen flipped off the cameraman crowding around her car last night. Click here to see the video.

The video is funny for two reasons:

1. Right before she flips it, you can hear one of the men saying "Here baby, I've got a doughnut for ya"...

2. As she's walking into the building, some chic says, "Look, it's Mary Kate. She's, like, two pounds."

Link
Mary Kate and Ashley's Greatest Hits

Want to bet on the outcome of the Michael Jackson court case?

Want to bet on the outcome of the Michael Jackson court case? Want to be on whether Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise will marry? Check out betting site, bodog.com.

Links
Watch Tom Cruise in Legend
See Katie Holmes in The Gift

Madonna Has A Heat Flash

Watch Madonna have a heat flash and bitch at her assistant to get her a fan.

Link
MadonnaVillage.com
Madonna - Confessions on a Dance Floor

In Search of Cruise Control

Unless you've had your head buried in the sand, you've heard about Tom Cruise's frenetically energetic appearance on the Oprah show where he professed his love for Katie Holmes and ended up dragging Katie on stage to meet Oprah and the audience. Now, see a funny animation of Tom on the Oprah show, courtesy of our friends at TVGasm.com.

Links
Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men
Subscribe to Oprah magazine

Burt Reynolds Slaps Reporter

Legendary actor, Burt Reynolds, slapped a NYC reporter last night after the man admitted not seeing the original version of Reynold's latest film, 'The Longest Yard'. Watch video of the incident.

Link
Burt Reynolds in Smokey and the Bandit

Woman Cuts Off Husband's Penis

Here's a great example of why husband's shouldn't piss off their wives! Castration is always an option. Theresa L. Hedtke recently cut off her husband's penis with a pair of scissors while trying to get him to confess to an affair. Read the full story here.

D-List Star Sara Paxton gets rejected from a LiveJournal rating community

D-lister, Sara Paxton, star of Discovery's 'Darcy's Wild Life' recently was rejected from a Livejournal ratings community. Read all the hysterical comments from the communitiy's members.

Man Can Sue Over Suprise Pregnancy

Did your girlfriend, or even mistress, surprise you with a pregnancy? Sue her for emotional distress like this Chicago doctor.

Rosie O'Donnell's Blog

Rosie O'Donnell has a weblog. Funniest of all, its hosted on a free site. The url was announced on the Tony Danza Show (which no one watches) so alot of people did not here the location:

http://onceadored.blogspot.com/

The spelling and grammar are atrocious.

Fred Durst Sues Hurricane Electric, Servint, The Planet, Verio, TIERRANET, Gawker.com and others

Dickwad Fred Durst sues Hurricane Electric, Servint, The Planet, Verio, TIERRANET, Gawker.com and others for posting video and/or still images from his sex video. See the lawsuit paperwork at The Smoking Gun.

Link: Fred Durst Lawsuit @ TheSmokingGun.com

How many people think that the Fred Durst sex tape is a publicity stunt? I do. Why?

1. Who the hell puts their own music as a soundtrack to a homemade sex video?

2. Why does he mug for the camera up close? Could it be so that the world will know that its 'Fred Durst'? Definitely.

3. Why did the release of this video come on the heels of the alleged Paris Hilton 'hacking' with claims that it was stolen by the same hacker? T-Mobile Sidekicks do not record video, so the porno was not on his device (he now claims that his computer was hacked). Can he prove that his computer was hacked? I have seen no documentation of this from a computer forensics expert. We only have Durst's word to go on, unlike in Paris' case where we could see actual screenshots from her device that showed HOW she'd been invaded.

Durango Colorado Woman Sues Teen Neighbors For Leaving Cookies On Her Doorstep

A Durango, Colorado woman is suing two local teenagers for cookies on her doorstep.

Britney's Career Circles The Drain As She Calls Her Fans 'Motherfuckers'

As Britney Spears' career circles the drain, we see her descent hasten as she refers to her fans as 'motherfuckers' in a profanity laced interview with Details magazine. (You can also catch her looking FAT courtesy of The Superficial) Kevin Federline is this month's cover boy and he shares witticisms such as,"A bunch of us [LFO background dancers] went out one time in a big group. That was when she was starting to get big. She was, like, what, 18? ... Shit, a few years down the road, and a couple tours later, I wound up meeting her ass again, and here we are."

What a classy way to refer to your wife. Here are other excerpts from this totally white trash interview:

ON THEIR FIRST MEETING
Kevin: A bunch of us [LFO background dancers] went out one time in a big group. That was when she was starting to get big. She was, like, what, 18? ... Shit, a few years down the road, and a couple tours later, I wound up meeting her ass again, and here we are.
Details: You didn't find her a little hot?
Kevin: No, I wasn't even really in that mind frame. I just got out of a long relationship, and I felt free for the first time. I was making money -- legally. I was doing my part, you know, supporting my ass.

ON K-FED'S SON
Kevin: I have a baby son named Kaleb. [Believe it or not, his full name is Kaleb Michael Jackson Federline.] He's about 6 months old now. And he's getting fat, too. Kori was a fat baby too. Man she was just big. She looked like she was gonna be a damn football player.

ON KEVIN HANDLING THE PRESS
Britney: Nothing gets to him ... Not my man. And that's why I married him, because he's not a shallow motherfucker Hollywood actor-guy.
Kevin: Yeah, baby!
Britney: I've met grown men in this business that are a lot older than Kevin and they think I'm this dumb blonde, because I'm quote-Britney Spears-unquote. Men in Hollywood are just -- oh, my God, it's horrible. Babe, am I talking too much?
Kevin: Yeah, go away. [He laughs and hugs her.]
Britney: Is it okay if I stay? I miss you when I'm not with you.
Kevin: I don't care.
Details: I certainly don't mind. Unless, of course, you have some reason not to trust the press.
Britney: Ha, ha. I need to create my own magazine. People are just way too obsessed with celebrity. Look at Us Weekly. I think the same guy who does Rolling Stone does Us Weekly. He's this big old fat man.

ON BRITNEY'S BENJAMINS
Details: People think Kevin is with you for your money.
Kevin: Oh, yeah.
Britney: Well, time will tell, motherchuckers...
Kevin: What you hear about in all those bullshit-ass magazines is bullshit.

ON HAVING KIDS
Britney: When I have kids -- I think Celine Dion, the way she does it, with her show in Vegas, is the way to go. Everybody comes to her. When I have kids, I'm so there. That's what I'm doing: "Come to me, motherfuckers."

I think interview also answers the question,'How dumb is Britney Spears?' She's very, very, very dumb.

Only at Datalounge

Only at Datalounge will you find such funny things:

OP did you get high with Brandon and Mischa? Maybe smoke a little weed?

Thanks for sharing.

Introducing the Jail Cam

Law enforcement in Clinton, TN has decided to liven up things by offering a 'Jail Cam'.

Link: The Jail Cam Page

Teacher Run Over By Driver Ed Student

A Georgia Drivers Ed teacher was run over by a student! Read more at CNN.

Britney's Says Being Married To Trailer Trash Is Fun

Britney Spears' has written another exciting missive to her fans. Being married to someone else's baby daddy is the shit:

Dear Fans,

Happy Valentine’s Day!
Love,
Britney

Son Mistakes Parents' Sex For Domestic Abuse

A 16-year-old boy was charged with shooting his father in their southwest Harris County home Friday, Local 2 reported. The shooting was originally reported as a case of domestic abuse, but deputies said the boy apparently witnessed a sexual act between his parents and thought the father was abusing the mother...more after the jump..

Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis

Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday. Read more at Yahoo News.

The Duff Sister Get Fugged Up

Oh no, someone hates the fashion style of Hilary and Hayle Duff..

Megan Mullaley Commercial Censored

The new Megan Mullaley (she's on Will and Grace) M&M commercial has been censored. In the commercial, Megan seductively serenades different colored animated M&M candies. The segment where she serenades a blue candy has been cut because viewers could see a nice portion of Megan's ample cleavage as she slithers across a piano on her stomach.

StopAshlee.com

The anti Ashlee Simpson storm gains more speed. Not only is the petition now hosted at StopAshlee.com, more than 15,000 people have signed it and the story has made the NY Post and MSNBC. Make sure you support the site, started by 18 year old Bethany Decker, by purchasing some t-shirts and stickers.

Is it possible to be too tanned?

Is it possible to be too tanned? Some people think so and Lindsay Lohan is their number one candidate!

Link: Ohnotheydidnt -Tanorexia in it's most severe form as shown by Lindsay Lohan.

George W Bush Donates To Help Tsunami Victims

George W. Bush has kindly agreed to put some of his $26 million dollar fortune towards helping tsunami victims.

Yet Another Anti Ashlee Simpson Petition

Here's yet another anti-Ashlee Simpson petition:

http://www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

Gee, its an fashionable to hate her as it was the Spice Girls circa 1997! Fun times, people.