Angela Gets Her Lucky Star

Angela Bassett finally got her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. She has a new movie coming out. Guess who plays her leading man? Ex-Laker player, Rick Fox. This should be 'interesting'.

Matt Damon does London

Matt Damon strikes a pose with a Sony Ericsson Empire Award yesterday in London. He looks very enthused to be there!

Lee Majors at LA Fashion Week

In New York City, Fashion Week brings out the A List. In LA, it brings out the D list. Here is actor Lee Majors with his young, blonde wife who is more than half his age.

Paris in Vegas

Paris Hilton will show up anywhere if you pay her fee. Here she is last weekend at the opening of a salon inside a casino in Las Vegas.

Emma Watson at the Sony Ericsson Empire Awards

Emma Watson looks great from the ankles up at the Sony Ericsson Empire Awards in London.

Ewan McGregor

Actor Ewan Mc Gregor re-emerges at the Sony Ericsson Empire Awards in a dandy pair of white shoes. Seems like his Star Wars salary doesn't allow for a stylist prior to public appearances.

Amy Adams in New York

Amy Adams poses at a New York screening last week for "Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day". Her dress looks fabulous from the waist up and dowdy from the waist down.

Fun Fearless Mal John Mayer

Last night, John Mayer was honored by Cosmo magazine as the "Fun Fearless Male of the Year" at Cipriani in New York. He shared the room with two other guys who had boned Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo and Dane Cook.

Raven Symone and Martin Lawrence at the College Road Trip Premiere

Raven Symone and Martin Lawrence stand side by side at the premiere of their film , 'College Trip'.

Ashlee Simpson Promotes Her New CD At Walmart

Ashlee Simpson happily promoted her new CD at Walmart today! Gee, not even Best Buy would have her. The operative question is ,'Does anyone want to buy her new cd?' Judging from the sales of the last one, I'd say, 'Not!'

Charlie Sheen With Fiance Brooke Mueller

Charlie Sheen is pictured with his fiance Brooke Mueller at a special event for his tv show. Good luck, Charlie, I hear that the third marriage is usually the charm!

1st Annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon

Its Oscar season and all of the parties are in full swing; 1st Annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon is no exception.

Gabrielle Union

Kerry Washington

Sanaa Lathan

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Vivica Fox

Will Smith

Kelly Rowland Leaving A London Club

I have no idea of why Kelly Rowland is in London. Her album is an international bomb, so a UK tour is unlikely. Alas here she is exiting Movida Nightclub in London.

"Wear Black and Give Back" Pre-Oscar Party Photos

"Wear Black and Give Back" Pre-Oscar Party Photos

Garcella Beauvais

Jaime Pressley

Rex Lee from Entourage

Shar Jackson

Here's Glamour Model Jordan Shilling Yet Another Product

In her endless quest for money and attention, UK glamour model has written yet another book; this one is called '"Jordan: Pushed To The Limit" . How it is different from her previous autobiography, I have no idea, but she's definitely a master of attention whoring.

Ugly Betty Star Vanessa L Williams at an NYC charity event

With her television show, Ugly Betty, on hiatus, actress Vanessa L Williams donated her time to the 2008 Human Rights Campaign in New York City. Nice dress, hair and makeup, Vanessa.

Pink Departs From An NYC Dap Spa

The recently divorced Pink treated herself to a day of pampering at Silk Day Spa in New York City. On her blog, she asks her fans to 'go easy on Cory'. Cory is her ex and she maintains that they are still friends.

Natalie Portman at The Other Boleyn Girl Premiere in London

Natalie Portman at The Other Boleyn Girl premiere in London wearing what looks like an insurmountable amount of purple tulle.

Angelina Jolie's Red Haired

Angelina Jolie has a Doppelgänger in the form of red haired beauty Christina Hendricks. I wonder if they were both in the same room at the same time would they both explode.

Scarlett Johannson and her big boobs at The Other Boleyn Girl Premiere in London

Scarlett Johannson and her big boobs tread the red carpet at the London premiere of 'The Other Boleyn Girl'.

Janet Jackson - still thin

Janet Jackson is still skinny. Here she is at the NAACP Image Awards.

Baby Doesn't Have Back

Here's a photo of Victoria Beckham appearing in Chicago hawking her new perfume, 'dVb by Victoria Beckham'. She has no ass at all. Eat a cookie, Vicki!

Stephen Colletti Birthday Party Pictures

Reality tv star Stephen Colletti celebrated his birthday at Jet Nightclub in Las Vegas and no other celebs seemed to show up. Poor Stephen. Click here to see the photos.

Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party Photos

Clive Davis held his annual pre-Grammys party at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Here are the photos.

Alicia Keys

Ashanti

Blake Lewis

Carrie Underwood

Chris Brown

Chris Daughtry

Dita Von Teese

Fergie

Gladys Knight

Janet Jackson

Jon Voight

Jordin Sparks

Josh Groban

Larry King and wife Shawn

Lindsay Lohan

Lisa Rinna

Paula Abdul

Pink

Raquel Welch

Rihanna

Taylor Swift

Whitney Houston

Rihanna Shills Umbrellas At Macys

Rihanna had the best day ever today. She went to Macys department store to shill umbrellas for the Totes company. I just can't wait to buy one.

Hottie And The Nottie Premiere - Paris Was Baked

Tonight was the premiere of Paris Hilton's new movie, 'The Hottie and The Nottie'. Wow, was Paris baked. Look at the photos! Note to Paris' handlers, keep her away from the ganja on the day of a film premiere!

Christine Lakin aka 'The Nottie'

Alexa Vega (that once cute kid on her way to looking like professional cokewhore Lindsay Lohan)

Tiffany with mom Marla Maples

Fashion Week In NYC

Fashion Week in New York City brought out a plethora of celebrities.

Amy Smart

Christina Milian

Joss Stone

Mandy Moore

Joy Bryant

Padma Ladksmi

Rose McGowan

Sophia Bush

SAG Award Photos

Nice SAG Award photos... Nikki Blonsky, Chandra Wilson, Ellen Pompeo, Ashley Tisdale, Brittany Snow and more, click here.

Heath Ledger In Photos - A Brief Look Back

Heath Ledger

Let's take a look back at Heath Ledger's life over the past few years in pictures. Click here.

Spotted out last week - Wil I Am

Wil I Am was spotted out last week in West Hollywood. He hit Area and Revolution.

More photos of the Black Eyed Pea.

Jenna Jameson Skipping The Largest Adult Expo In North America

Rumor has it that Jenna Jameson is skipping the largest adult expo in North America this year. She has been a mainstay at the event for over a decade. The event starts Wednesday, next week in Las Vegas.

Madge Hits The NYC Red Carpet

Madonna hit the red carpet for the film 'Revolver' in New York City last night. Don't worry, Guy Ritchie was there too, he just wasn't in the photo.

The Oddest Couple Ever

The oddest couple ever -- Jamie Cullum and Sophie Dahl. Sophie is a Victoria's Secret model and Jamie is a gollum.

More Sex and the City filming

Sex and the City: The Movie is still filming. On Friday, Sarah Jessica Parker was filming at New York City's 42nd Street Library.

Movies Rock

Movies Rock is a tv event to be aired next week that will highlight famous songs in film. Usher, Beyonce, Nicole Sherzinger, JLo, Fergie, Eve, Joshua Jackson (with girlfriend Diane Kruger), Molly Simms, Regina King, and more attended.

Britney Spears Parties

Britney Spears (with cousin Ally), Sharon Stone, and Brittany Gastineau partied the night away at The Scandinavian Party at a private residence in Bel Air.

Taye Diggs Without His Wife At The AMAs

Taye Diggs was at the American Music Awards alone. No wife in site. Was someone on the pussy hunt?

Daugherty at the AMAs

He may have come in third in American Idol, but when it comes to selling records, Daugherty (i.e. Chris Daughtery and his band) are first. He is the best selling artist to ever come from American Idol. Congratulations, Chris.

Jennie Garth wears an ugly dress at the AMAs

After bragging about losing three dresses sizes while appearing on Dancing With The Star, Jennie Garth finds an ugly shapeless bag of a dress to wear at the American Music Awards. The color is pretty, but the rest, including the bag and shoes are just yucky!

Ashanti Exposes Back Fat At AMAs

Ashanti left everyone breathless with her backfat at the American Music Awards. She does not have a record out at the moment and should have stayed home. Celebrities should not show up at red carpet events unless they are at their playing weight! That dress is too damned tight on her.

Maroon 5 at the AMAs

Maroon 5 was probably the most well known rock band on the AMAs red carpet.
Adam, the lead singer, now has a girlfriend. I've seen her and she's the quintessential LA pretty blonde size 2 type.

Why is Omarosa at the American Music Awards?

Why is Omarosa (and her unflattering back fat) on the American Music Awards red carpet? There was a time when relevant artists would attend this show, but I presume with the demise of Dick Clark, who created and produced the show, it is nearly impossible to get the creme de la creme of music world to appear.

Alicia Key looking so hetero at the AMAs

Alicia Keys has taken on a more high maintenance look with the release of her new album. Gone are the braids and in is the 4 to 6 layers of cosmetics (and of course a behind the scene team to apply them liberally because Alicia has some fierce acne).

Her mannerisms still scream 'lesbian' to me. What do you think?

Rihanna wears an ugly dress to the American Music Awards

Rihanna wears a very hideous dress to the American Music Awards. I think she should fire her stylist. What do you think?

Guess who didn't hit the gym before the American Music Awards?

Beyonce skipped the gym for several weeks before hitting the American Music Awards red carpet. Go big booty!!

Hayden Christiansen exits TRL

Hayden Christiansen leaves TRL after plugging his new movie that also stars Jessica Alba as his love interest. I've seen the trailer and boy does it look like a winner. Not!!

High School Musical DVD Release Party

There was a premiere party for the DVD release of High School Music 2. Of course, the stars of the show worked the red carpet: Ashley Tisdale, Zac Ephron, and Vanessa Hudgens.

Calista and Harrison feed the homeless on Thanksgiving

TV star Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford fed the homeless on Thanksgiving.

Ashley Tisdale in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade

Ashley Tisdale appeared in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade along with Lifehouse (of 'Hanging On A Moment' fame), Nikky Blonsky, the Jonas Brothers, Dolly Parton, Menudo, and Jordin Sparks.

Playboy cover girl Joanna Krupa

Twas the night before Thanksgiving, and some wanna be LA Glamour model type hosts a 'calendar release party' at Jet Night Club in Las Vegas. The chick in question is Joanna Krupa whom I do not remember from anything but an appearance in Playboy a few years ago.

Dita Von Teese At A Porn Convention

Super hot Dita Von Teese performed at the UK Erotica, an adult convention held in London.

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium London Premiere

Dustin Hoffman attends the premiere of Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium in London.

Tom Cruise Bald Photos - courtesy of Bilde.de

Tom Cruise's reps have gone nuts over photos of him taken on a movie set looking bald and fat. Here's the link, click here.

Foo Fighters Take Manchester

The Foo Fighters performed in Manchester England yesterday as they continued on their European tour. Lead singer Dave Grohl is looking quite hot.

Tom and Katie On Cruise Control

Tom Cruise is a likeable chap and its no wonder that the Museum Of The Moving Image held an event honoring him. Of course, Katie came along looking sleek and sexy.

Project Runway Kicks Off A New Season

Project Runway kicks off a new season with Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn. Nina will be back too.

It should be interesting as Heidi becomes more egomaniacal.

Jessica Simpson's Fashion Mistake

Jessica Simpson also went to the Ace Awards. She made a fashion blooper when she wore a dress that made her look chunky. Better luck next time, Jess!

Heidi Klum at the Ace Awards

Heidi Klum, looking thinner than everyone else, as she arrives at the Ace Awards.

Jennifer Garner in NYC

Jennifer Garner donned some Lady Liberty garb and headed down to Broadway for the premiere of Cyrano De Bergerac.

Jon Lovitz Acting Like A Human Being

I had the privilege of observing Jon Lovitz several times for two years running at a local pro tennis tournament. What a prick. He acts very stuck up and gives off a 'I'm famous, don't touch me, talk to me, or look at me'. Don't worry, dude, with that nasty attitude you don't have to fear human contact.

Anyway, here he is hugging tennis champ Chris Evert.

No, they aren't wax, they are real

No, the wax versions of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie did not escape from Madam Tussaud's. That is the dynamic duo at the premiere of Angelina's movie, 'Beowulf'.

Leilei Sobieski

Leilei Sobieski offers her support to a New York Public Library charity event, but absolutely none to her sagging breasts.

Chris Brown at a store signing

Chris Brown did an in store signing today to promote his album.

Pudgy Vince Vaughn at Fred Claus Premiere

Vince Vaughn is oh so happy to be at the premiere of his film 'Fred Claus'.

D Listers at a film premiere - Kim Coles, Erika and Bill from The Apprentice

D Listers comedian Kim Coles, plus Erika Vetrini and Bill Rancic from the Apprentice hit the red carpet at the premiere of 'Fred Claus'. Wow, what a star studded event.

Glamour Magazine Party Photos

Ben Affleck, Jennifer Connelly, Paul Bettany, Hugh Dancy, Claire Danes, Eric Dane, Portia Di Rossi, Taye Diggs, Jennifer Garner, Iman, Diane Sawyer, Brooke Shield, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Aisha Tyler (looking very botoxed) all went to a Glamour Magazine party in NYC. Click here for photos.

Adrian Grenier signs Entourage Schwag

In an effort to squeeze yet another dollar out of the demographic hit 'Entourage', HBO has produced a book. Yesterday, show stars Adrian Grenier and Kevin Connelly were hustled out to sign the tome at a bookstore. Good times.

Robert Downey Junior - Blonde and packing on the chub

A blonde and rotund Robert Downey Jr made his way into the 'Fred Claus' premiere last night. If the blonde hair dye job is an attempt at regaining youth, it is failing miserably.

Dazed and Confused - Rachel Weisz

A dazed and confused looking Rachel Weisz hit the premiere of the Vince Vaughn film, 'Fred Clause'. A few cups of coffee might have done away with that glazed over look in her eyes.

Kris Angel Shows Off His Street Cred

Illusionist Kris Angel decided that the red carpet at the LAX party hosted by singer Usher was a fabulous place to show off his street cred. We, on the other hand, disagree.

Usher Hosts Party at LAX

Night club LAX offered singer Usher a boatload of money to host a party on their premises and he graciously accepted. Look at the huge smile.

Bad Celebrity Halloween Costumes Part Deux

The second winner of 'bad celebrity Halloween costumes' is Teri Hatcher. The dress and makeup are simply scary.

Hungover Russell Crowe at his film premiere

There's nothing hotter than a film star showing up looking hungover and bloated at their own film premiere - as in the case of Russell Crowe at the 'American Gangster' premiere.

Olivier Martinez - Yes, He Really Was The Hot Guy In Unfaithful

Good lighting is an actor's best friend and nowhere is that more evident in the case of haggard actor Olivier Martinez. He was the hot guy in the movie 'Unfaithful' who was shot by Richard Gere for banging his wife. In this photo, Olivier definitely needs his key light and some vaseline on the photo lens.

Kim Kardashian Super Sluts It Up In Playboy

After an erotic appearance in Kim K Superstar, where she has sex while wearing a bra, Kim has finally decided to go all the way and pose nude for Playboy magazine. Yes, you do get to see all the photos online!

Ugliest Celebrity Halloween Outfit - Jamie Lee Curtis

Dressed as an orange sprite drowning in orange sequins, Jamie Lee Curtis gleefully danced a jig down the red carpet.

Halle and her huge breasts do Rome

Halle Berry brought her huge breasts to Rome to promote her film, 'Things We Lost In The Fire'. Hopefully, her bountiful display of bosoms will help her sell more tickets to the film in Italy.

Gwen Stefani in New York City

Gwen Stefani attended a Conde Nast event in New York City in a strangely awkward dress. Check out the 'in between the legs' split.

Celine Returns

A more haggard Celine Dion has returned to the world of pop music. Oh Joy!

Backstreet Boys Are Back- In Japan That Is!

To celebrate the release of their new album, the Backstreet Boys flew to Japan for a publicity tour.

Oh well, at least they can say,'We're still famous in Japan.'

Angelina Looks Skeletal

Angelina Jolie made an appearance at a Los Angeles charity event and looked skeletal. Look at her bony chest. I don't think that the baggy clothes she is seen in on set are to hide a baby bulge, but rather they hide her shrinking figure.

Amanda Bynes Attends Fredericks of Hollywood Event

Amanda Bynes sluts it up with 10 pounds of makeup at a recent Frederick's of Hollywood event.

Rebecca Romijn Does New York

Rebecca Romijn signs autographs after exiting the David Letterman show.

Kylie's Aluminum Foil Dress

Kylie Minogue enthusiastically models an aluminium foil dress she made herself.

Kimber from Nip Tuck

Wheeee!! Its Kimber from Nip / Tuck.

Kelly Brooke Has A Perfume

Joining the long list of celebrities with fragrances, is big boobed star UK starlet, Kelly Brook! Her last film was some sort of softcore porn flick.

The Hoff Celebrates Sobriety

How does David Hasselhoff celebrate sobriety? He hangs out with the oh so drug free Jackass star, Steve-o.

What Is Paula Hiding Under That Bun?

okay, so what is hiding under that huge hair bun? Damned if I know.

Linda Evangelista Got Fat

90's supermodel Linda Evangelista got fat.

Jennifer Garner on Broadway

Jennifer Garner is currently on Broadway appearing in 'Cyrano De Bergerac'.

Tevin Campbell Looks Like The Undead

Tevin Campbell now looks like one of the undead -- he looks sick. What is going on with him? Drugs? HIV? Eat a sandwich, T!!

Matt Damon Hits Spain

Who's ass is Matt Damon touching? His wife's!! They are in Spain for the 'Bourne Ultimatum' premiere.

Snoop And Tranny Pornstar Vanity

Snoop Dog looks very cozy with Vanity, a shemale porn star. Click here for photos of her at work! (not safe for work)

A Distracted Katherine McPhee

A distracted, yet glowing Katherine McPhee, makes her way into Regis and Kelly a few days ago. Did anyone notice she has an album out?

Look at your Disco music favorites today!!

Take a look at your disco music favorites today!!

Nope, that's not drag queen Divine. That's the once cute disco singing teen, France Joli, gone zaftig!!

The Village People are no longer sexy slim boys who be popular at any bathhouse. They are fat and middle aged! (PS. The mustache leather guy died about six years ago. Rest in peace, Glen!)

Britney has porn star crotch tattoos

Britney has crotch tattoos just like a porn star. She showed them off the other day at the beach!

Welcome Back Fat Ass!

This unfortunate photo is allegedly from Britney Spears' new music video shoot. Since when does Britney have some much back fat? Maybe, after she had lipo, all the the fat relocated to her back. Britney has always been heavier on the bottom, but the combination of the two is not good. She needs to drop at least another 10-15 pounds.

And the super slut award goes to .. Janice Dickinson

And the super slut award goes to .. Janice Dickinson. Work that tired old pussy, baby!!

Spice Girls Reunited

The Spice Girls are back together! Expect a tour later this year!

AJ McClean attends breast cancer charity event

Backstreet Boy AJ McClean attended a breast cancer charity event last night at the Hollywood Casino in Inglewood. He ran into porn vixen Jesse Jane as you can see above. Lucky AJ!

Britney's Acne Is Back

Britney Spears' acne makes an unattractive return.

America's Next Top Tranny at a party.

Tatum O'Neal with her oldest son

Tatum O'Neal hit the red carpet for the season premiere of 'Rescue Me' with her oldestson, Kevin, who is all grown up now.

Angelina Jolie Does Cannes Beautifully

Angelina Jolie is the hottest woman in the world. Why do people feel sorry for Jennifer Anniston? She dated and married way out of her league in the looks department and only had to pop out a kid to keep a husband that was way hotter than her.

Lindsay Lohan's Self Tanner Mistake

Lindsay Lohan applies self tanner everywhere except her very white feet! (via StarsUpClose.com)

Star And Al - So In Love! Not

Star's husband Al looks like he caught whiff of something bad!!! Star looks like an emaciated unwrapped mummy!

Adrian Grenier and a friend on the NYC Red Carpet

Grizzly Grenier and date

Adrian Grenier and a pretty date raised some money for a good cause in NYC a few weeks ago, but made a few fashion faux paux on the red carpet. Read about it on StarsUpClose.com.

CelebNewsWire.com Presents Skeevy Britney

Skeevy Britney by CelebNewsWire.com

CelebNewsWire.com presents 'skeevy' Britney. Why can't this girl take a bath and find a top that doesn't show her bra straps?

Is Katie Holmes pregnant again?

Is Katie Holmes pregnant again? You be the judge. See all the photos at KateHolmes.com.

Dreamgirls Movie Premiere Photos

Adriana Lima





A really happy looking Beyonce



'I swear I'm not gay, look I'm with a woman, plus I've knocked up a Spice Girl'

The chick who steals the whole movie from Beyonce, Jennifer Hudson.




Pizza Hut voiceover spokeswoman, Queen Latifah, looks like she's been eating her share of meat lover's pizzas!




MTV VJ, Vanessa Minillo, sans beau Nick Lachey

Brittany Murphy at 16th Annual Gotham Awards

Brittany Murphy looks pretty in navy blue at the 16th Annual Gotham Awards held at Chelsea Piers in New York City.

David Beckham Looking Sexy While Shopping

David Beckham Sexy While Shopping

Only David Beckham could look so sexy while shopping!!!

Tara Reid Steps Out As One Of Santa's Little Whores

Tara Reid went out dressed as one of Santa's little whores at event recently. Click here to see the photos.

Russell Simmons Is Looking Like A Geezer

It is obvious why Kimora Lee divorced Russell Simmons. He looks like an old geezer.

What does Dita Von Tease really look like?

The public knows her as a weird looking 50s pinup girl, but she used to be a very pretty and normal looking girl.

Mariah, You're Fat!!

Mariah, you're fat! Stop wearing thin people clothes! They are not for you, heifer!

Katie Gets Thin, Tom Gets Fat

Katie Holmes is looking very skinny and Tom Cruise looks bloated in the face. See the photos at Just Jared. Check out how gaunt Katie now looks. She's not even trying to smile.

Possible Photo of Suri

X17 has a photo of what is possibly Suri Cruise. Click here to see it. I say possibly because it is Hollywood and after all it may just be a doll prop.

Eva Longoria Needs Makeup

X17online.com proves that Eva Longoria is nothing without her makeup artist. I know this picture scared you, so here she is looking pretty again!!

Do you think Nicole Kidman is pregnant?

Nicole Kidman and hubby Keith Urban leave Target. Do you think she looks pregnant? I think she does.

Paris Hilton Has A Fire Crotch

Brandon Davis got it wrong. Its Paris Hilton who has a fire crotch, not Lindsay Lohan.

The Yuckiest Britney Ever

Britney looks the yuckiest I've ever seen her. The ratty hair with straight extensions, the overprocessed color, and the unbecoming outfit are simply vile. She has the money and ought to go on national TV looking better. Britney is so white trash.

Britney's Baby Gets Sunburnt

Britney Spears isn't a rocket scientist, but she could at least put sunscreen on her baby Sean Preston who looks very sunburned in this photo. (via ImNotObessed.com)

There's video of Britney and baby Sean at the beach, click here.

Ashlee is the pretty sister now

Ashlee is the pretty Simpson sister now and GoodPlasticSurgery.com reveals some info on how it happened.

Britney Out In Public With Curlers In Her Hair

Here's yet another photo of Britney looking like stir fried shit, click here.

How To Look Dirty On A Million Dollars

Britney has millions in the bank and this is the best outfit she can put on? A black bra, a white halter top, a thong, and jeans that don't completely cover her ass? Has Britney ever heard of maternity clothes?

Video from the Poseidon Premiere

StarsOnPod.com, that cool paparazzi type site, has video from the premiere of the new movie 'Poseidon'. There are lots of close ups of cutie Josh Lucas in the video, which is huge reason to watch! Click here

Poor Katie Holmes

Poor Katie Holmes! She can't even get a proper rest after giving birth two weeks ago. Look at her tired sad eyes that scream,'Help me!'. Tom keeps trotting her out everywhere.

You can see her nursing bra in the photo!

Sharon Stone Trying Too Hard

Dear Sharon (or Sherry, as your close friends call you),

Please stop trying so hard to look 25 again. There's nothing wrong with being a hot woman closing in rapidly on 50. Indeed, we love you even more.

Signed

Your friends at Gossiplist.com

One person who encountered Sharon Stone in the past year had this to say,"I saw her about six months ago at my favorite haunt in San Francisco. Sunday Brunch - she comes running in and making a huge scene to the hostess and had brunch with her cute little boy and friends. She was so obnoxious in such a mellow setting and was TINY. Her hair was super short and she was overly animated and attention-needing... The fact she is doing this film and needing so much of that attention she received with the first is sad. I thought she was hanging up her hat, but she is one of those people who has to make a scene whereever she goes. It was incredibly annoying and people were like "omg - there's sharon stone, could she be ANY more needy??" She was so loud, running in, needing the world to acknowledge who she was in a mellow place. SAD - how much attention does this person need? You're older, GET OVER IT!".

(via JustJared.com)

Jake Gyllenhaal and a male friend walk on the beach

Who is this gorgeous man strolling along the beach with actor Jake Gyllenhaal? Does anyone know his name? Email webmaster (a t) gossiplist.com to spill all!

Amanda Bynes and her boyfriend

Amanda Bynes pictured above with her boyfriend who looks at least twice her age if not twice her age.

Teri Hatcher Looks Manorexic

'Desperate Housewives' star Teri Hatcher looks totally manorexic at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Eat a sandwich, Teri!

Her rumored beau appears to be canoodling with a new found friend.

Britney Spears Is Not Wearing Her Wedding Ring

Britney Spears is currently in Hawaii with her baby and nanny. Apparently, she's not wearing her wedding ring (which she bought forherself, ha ha ha). Check out her proffered right hand.

Paris Shows Her Panties

I see London, I see France, I see Paris' underpants. Lol.

Hilary Duff Insists Upon Looking Like Her Ugly Sister Hailey!

Why does the once cute Hilary Duff insist upon looking like her ugly sister Hailey? I see her posing for Playboy in 10 years, because she wants to 'restart' her career.

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Hilary insists upon looking like her ugly sister ugly Hailey!

Paris Hilton Flour Bombed By PETA

Paris Hilton was flour bombed by members of PETA this week during London Fashion Week. See photo above.

Feed Rachel Bilson

Do the people at 'The OC' pay Rachel Bilson enough money for her to buy food? It doesn't look like it. Someone please give Rachel a sandwich, please! Is Rachel Bilson too thin? Yes No View results

Fergie on Super Bowl Sunday

Fergie was performing at a Super Bowl Sunday party and her sweetie Josh Duhamel was nowhere to be seen. Fergie did hang out with Tommy Lee.

Britney Spears Drives With Her Baby In Her Lap

How dumb is Britney Spears? Very. Here she is photographed driving with her infant son, Sean Preston, sitting in her lap.

It is best to put infants in a safety seat when driving them in the car, but Britney obviously plays by different rules. Even if you are driving around the corner, strap your baby in a safety seat.

First, she marries a guy who left his pregnant girlfriend a few months after meeting. And now, she's driving on the freeway with her baby in her lap. Is Britney's brain working?

Meanwhile, Kevin is sending out bulletins encouraging people to add his new ho, oops, I mean 'friend', see a screencap.

How Old Is Geri Halliwell?

How old is Spice Girl, Geri Halliwell? She's supposedly 32 years old, but looks older.

The Scariest Couple Ever - Da Brat and David Gest

Introducing the scariest Hollywood couple ever, rapper Da Brat and David Gest!
Yuck!!!

Hanson 2006

Hanson entered the world of pop in 1997. Now, a decade later after a few albums that have flopped, they are still (amazingly) making music. Here's a recent photo of the band while on the road (they have yellow dots over their heads).

Britney Spears At the SAG Awards?

Why is Britney Spears attending the SAG Awards with husband Kevin Federline? Is she that desperate to prove that things between them are just 'peachy'?

Tony Parker Has A Boner For Eva Longoria

Look like Tony Parker has a boner for girlfriend Eva Longoria.

Teri Hatcher Needs To Eat A Sandwich

Teri Hatcher needs to eat a sandwich or two. She looks positively skeletal next to svelte Jessica Alba.

Whitney Before And After

Let's say it all together, 'Whitney, crack is whack!'.

Pink in her wedding dress

Singer Pink married Carey Hart a few weeks ago and finally photos from the ceremony are surfacing. Here she is in her wedding dress.

Heath Ledger Gets Sprayed By Paparazzi

Actor Heath Ledger was sprayed with waterguns by five retaliating paparazzi who claimed that he spit on them at a previous event. Unfortunately, his partner Michelle Williams was with him on the red carpet and was hit too.

Presenting Hazel and Phinneas Moder

Meet Phinneas and Hazel Moder, the children of Danny Moder and Julia Roberts. The twins are a bit over a year old now. Where does Phinneas get his red hair?

More of Chunky Mariah

Does she not have a mirror? This is not a figure flattering out. She looks really thick in the middle.

Elisha Cuthbert Works Her Weave

Elisha Cuthbert is working her weave. She's wearing long hair extensions. Her true hair length is about neck length.

Chunky Mariah Carey In A Bikini

Mariah Carey enjoys a vacation in Miami and playfully cavorts at the beach in a bikini she is far too chunky to be wearing.

The fact that she has a canyon between her fake breasts makes her look even thicker.

Sean Preston Federline

Isn't he cute? This is Sean Preston Federline, the son of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.

Amanda Bynes Parks In A Handicapped Parking Space

Actress Amanda Bynes carelessly parks in a handicapped parking space. She looks very able-bodied to me! What do you think?

Who's this?

This cute kid grew up to be rapper Nelly!

Brooke Hogan

For some reason the Hogan family thinks that Brooke has a future in entertainment that does not involve her being naked. How wrong they are! Those clothes are coming off once she is 18. Brooke wants to be famous very badly!

Richard Simmons Bulging Nutsack!

Richard Simmon's nasty bulging nutsack is the main reason why men shouldn't wear women's exercise shorts.

Lauren Graham In High School

Lauren Graham of the Gilmore Girls had such chubby cheeks in high school, didn't she?

Aaron Carter Drinking Under Age

Aaron Carter was born December 7, 1987 according to sources. If that is beer in his hand in the photo above, he's definitely drinking under age. The legal age for imbibing or purchasing alcohol in the US is 21 years of age.

Richard Pryor In His Last Public Appearance

Late comedian Richard Pryor made his last public appearance in July at an 'Event Called Richard Pryor At The Helm Of Comedy'. Here he is with comic Eddie Griffin.

Links
Buy the Richard Pryor Box Set
Richard Pryor Live (1979)
Richard Pryor Anthology

Aretha Franklin Is Obese

Soul singer Aretha Franklin needs to push away from the dining table this holiday season or I fear she may topple over.

Pamela Anderson Pole Dance and Striptease Video

Want to see Pamela Anderson do the strip tease and pole dance censored by NBC? Click here. This segment was to appear during at Elton John TV special, but was cut from the broadcast.

Meet Violet Ann Affleck

This site has a shot of what is supposedly the brand new daughter of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. The baby's name is Violet Ann Affleck.

Links
VioletAnnAffleck.com
Jennifer Garner in Significant Others
Ben Affleck in Surviving Christmas

Stella McCartney Nipple Slip

Ooops! Stella McCartney just had a nipple slip.

Grossest Photo of Britney Spears Ever

This is the grossest photo of Britney Spears I've ever seen. Its doctored, but still, its icky.

Jessica Simpson Gets Bitchslapped

Jessica Simpson gets bitchslapped by RichFamousAndGross.com for leaving the house looking like she slept in last night's makeup. Click here to see how nasty Jessica Simpson looks.

"Take a bath, take a shower, take a prozac, take note- you look nasty this morning.", writes Kelditty.

Links
Re-Joyce: The Jessica Simpson Christmas Album
Taste By Jessica Simpson

K-Fed Smoking A Strange Pipe

Kevin Federline looks like he is smoking a strange pipe in this photo.

Would you believe that this is Melissa Joan Hart from Sabrina The Teen Witch? Doesn't she make enough money from residuals to hire a stylist and hairdresser?

How pregnant is Katie Holmes with Tom Cruise's child? She looks at least six months to me. It's now November, the 11th month of the year, minus 6, which, hypothetically speaking, puts conception in May this year. When did they publicly make their debut? I can't remember, but the whole thing looks suspicious.

Goldie Hawn and Meg Ryan Look Old

Maybe their Hollywood handlers were sleeping? Or perhaps its just the lighting. Whatever it is, Goldie Hawn and Meg Ryan look old. People this is what celebrities past 40 really look like without airbrushing, lighting, and Vaseline on the camera lens.

Links
Meg Ryan stars in 'In the Cut'
Goldie Hawn in Foul Play

Lara Flynn Boyle's No Longer Skinny Ass

Laura Flynn Boyle has put some meat on her bones. Here's the view from the back.
And here's the front. Notice that her hip bone is no longer protruding.

Link
Laura Flynn Boyle in Twin Peaks

Oh Sure, I Believe That Dominic and Evangeline Are Truly In Love

Oh, sure, I'm sure we all believe that Dominic Monaghan and Lost co-star Evangeline Lilly are completely in love. All lovers look awkward together when kissing on the beach. Now that Dominic Monaghan and Elijah Wood have parted ways, they are both scurrying back into the closet post-haste.

Links:

DomPlusLijah - Yahoo Group Dedicated to the former coupledom of the aforementioned actors
Lord of the Rings 2 Gossip
Elijah Wood Is Very Very Gay
Webring for the 'friendship' between Elijah Wood and Dominic Monaghan
Elijah Wood's I'm Not Gay Campaign
Witty, revealing conversation between Dominic and Elijah on video
Gawker.com Blind Item
Gawker.com Blind Item II
Dominic Monaghan and Elijah Wood in Return of the King

Paris Hilton's Halloween Outfit

America's favorite celebslut, Paris Hilton, attended a Halloween bash at the Playboy Mansion in the above outfit. Its supposed to be a bunny outfit, but to me it looks like she simply wore her underwear out in public.

You can see Paris' birthcontrol patch through her skimpy see through bottom on this page.

John Travolta and Kelly Preston at a Scientology Fete in London

Our dear sister in gossip, Perez Hilton, has produced this charming photo of actor John Travolta and wife unit Kelly Preston at a London Scientology fete last weekend. I'll bet someone's lawyer will be getting their panties in a bunch.

How Paris Shows She Doesn't Care

How do you show your ex-fiance and his billionaire family that you don't give a rat's ass that your engagement with him has been broken off? If you're Paris Hilton, you make out on the beach wearing a skimpy bikini with Stavros Niarchos, amember of the billionaire Greek heirs club just like your former fiance, Paris Latsis. Paris' antics are less than shocking, after all, she's already a porn star (link not safe for work).

Slut, You Do Know Tom Sizemore

Here's a photo of Paris Hilton with actor Tom Sizemore taken January 19, 2001 at Tom's house. An anonymous source sent it to us via email. Paris claims to not know Tom Sizemore. Well, if you're at someone's home, he's got his arm around you, and you're photographed together, all I can say is 'Slut, you do know Tom Sizemore (link not safe forwork). Are you ashamed of the fact that you f*cked him? Hmmmm..'

Britney Spears Losing Baby Weight

Britney Spears is rapidly losing weight after giving birth to her son. She was recently photographed in Malibu while on an outing with her husband Kevin Federline.

Feed Kate Bosworth

Here's a novel idea! Someone throw Kate Bosworth a sandwich.

Tara Reid Loses Her Head

Since 'Taradise' has been cancelled, actress Tara Reid can no longer afford to maintain her nappy weave. She's been glueing on her own weave lately with very bad results.

Link
Tara Reid in American Pie

Is this Demi Moore?

This woman looks like Demi Moore, doesn't she?

Link
Demi Moore in Striptease

Fergie Attempts To Get Beauty Secrets From Eva Longoria

Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie asks Eva Longoria the secret of her youthful looks. Both ladies are 30, but Fergie is looking worse for wear (but at least she's got Josh Duhamel as her boyfriend).

Links
Desperate Housewives Soundtrack
Black Eyed Peas Monkey Business

Tara Reid's Panties

I see London, I see France, I see Tara Reid's underpants.

Close your legs, Tara!

Hilary Duff Needs A Sandwich

Hilary Duff has become as painfully thin as rivals Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes. The skeletal look doesn't look good on her however. She is taking on an equine look as if she were a gangly legged colt with a head too large for its body. Eat a sandwich, Hilary.

Links
Buy Hilary Duff Most Wanted
Buy Lindsay Lohan A Little More Personal (Raw)
Buy The Amanda Show, Vol 1

Hilary Duff Is Now Skinny

Just last summer, Hilary Duff was looking pleasingly plump. Now, she has shriveled down to Nicole Richie size. She's verging on skeletal.

Links
Buy Hilary Duff's Santa Claus Lane Album
Buy Nicole Richie's The Truth About Diamonds

Jack Osbourne Has Lost A Ton Of Weight

Ozzie's son, Jack Osbourne, has lost a massive amount of weight in the past year. The official story from his publicist is that he spent several months in Thailand kickboxing. Uh, sure, I believe that. Having watched all the seasons of his family's reality show, 'The Osbournes', I don't recall Jack ever engaging in any sort of physical exercise or even seeming like a person motivated to get things done (like getting up to go to school, etc). I do think that it is likely that Jack received gastric bypass surgery or something similar because that would be the most effortless way for him to lose weight.

Link
Buy The Osbournes first season on DVD
Buy Ozzy Osbourne's Under Cover

How coked out is Lindsay Lohan in this picture?

How coked out is Lindsay Lohan in this picture?

Link
Buy A Lindsay Lohan Barbie Doll

Jude Law Nude?

This is allegedly a photo of Jude Law nude. I don't know if it is real or not.

Link: Jude Law nude
Jude Law in Immortality

Is this photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger Real?

Is this photo of California governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, real? I'd love to know.

Link: Arnold Schwarzeneggger fingering some chick back in the 70s courtesy of LukeIsBack.com
Buy The Terminator on DVD

Pamela Anderson Like You've Never See Her

Here's Pamela Anderson like you've never seen her before! She's not wearing any makeup. Scary, huh?

Link
Buy Pamela Anderson's Star Struck: A Novel

Someone Give Teri Hatcher A Sandwich!

Teri Hatcher could use a decent meal. The once lush actress is now mere skin and bones.

Link
Buy The Teri Hatcher Collection
Buy Lois & Clark - The New Adventures of Superman - The Complete First Season (1993)

Britney Spears Cleans Up For Her Baby Shower

Britney Spears appears to have showered and combed her hair before attending her baby shower recently. As usual, she imbibed a nutricious Starbucks frappuccino to make sure that her growing baby received good nutrition.

Link
Buy Britney Spears' Greatest Hits
Buy Britney Spears Music Box: Biographical Collection

Naima and Khalen From America's Next Top Model

America's Next Top Model winner, Naima, and runner-up, Khalen, recently were spotted out together at an NYC party. Khalen is sporting a new haircut.

Link
Buy the first season of America's Next Top Model on DVD

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams Show Off Their Latest Production

Actors Heather Ledger and Michelle Williams showed off their latest production on the red carpet at a recent film premiere. Williams, radiantly pregnant replete with large stomach bump, was led tenderly by the hand through the press gauntlet by beaming partner, Aussie Heath Ledger.

The two are reportedly engaged to be married, however, a Gawker spy shares this sighting:

I saw Heath Ledger go into an apartment building on West 19th St. on Monday at around 3 A.M. He was with a woman I didn’t recognize. She was tall with brown hair, very pretty all around. They stopped and kissed before they went into the building. Judging by the kiss they have a great deal of passion for each other.

Michelle is short, pregnant, and blonde. Who is this tall girl with long brown hair?

Link
Buy A Knight's Tale
Buy Dawson's Creek: The Complete Fifth Season

Daniel Julez Smith (Beyonce's Nephew)

Matthew Knowles proudly holds his lightskinned grandchild, Daniel Julez Smith, son of his youngest daughter, Solange Knowles. The Knowles family were allegedly very happy with Solange's choice of partner because he was very light skinned with light eyes.

Link
Buy Solange Knowles' Solo Star album

Tara Reid Offers Fans A Nice Panty Shot

Watch this short clip where Tara Reid drunkenly gets out of a car and shows the whole world her panties. How charming, Tara.

Link
Buy Van Wilder on DVD

Joe Simpson Cheats On Jessica With Ashlee

Looks like Pa Simpson is admiring daughter Ashlee's breasts now. I wonder if Jessica is jealous.

Tara Reid Greets Fans In NYC While An Assistant Carries Her Wine

Tara Reid exits an NYC hotel trailed by an assistant carrying her bottles of wine. Will someone get this girl some help?

In other star photos, Matthew Le Blanc pees in public. As if that fucker couldn't afford his own bathroom.

Link: Matthew Le Blanc pees in public (via TheSuperficial.com)

The Federlines Discover The Joy of Being Clean

After spending the majority of the past year being the world's dirty, nasty, and smelly looking couple, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline apparently have discovered the joys of soap and water. They showed up at a film premiere looking freshly pressed and nicely scrubbed. Britney even combed her hair for the occasion, instead of sporting her usual rats nest.

Link
Britney & Kevin Chaotic

Pregnant Jennifer Garner

Radiantly pregnant 'Alias' star, Jennifer Garner, smiles playfully at press gathered outside her home.

Link
Buy Alias: The Complete Fourth Season

Britney Spears Is Due In August

Britney Spears grows huge as she prepares to give birth in August 2005.

Link
Buy Britney Spears - Live from Las Vegas
Britney Spears: Outrageous Remixes

Shane Mac Gowan Is Scary

Former Pogues singer, Shane MacGowan was out on the town looking scary just a few weeks ago. Certainly, the Irish are known for craggy teeth, but craggy gums are a new thing.

Links
Pogues: Rum Sodomy & The Lash
Shane MacGowan: The Snake

Brad and Angelina: A Family That Plays Together Stays Together

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie share some play time with Jolie's son, Maddox. Pitt visited Jolie in her tiny English village home called Fulham.

Links
Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall
Angelina Jolie's Notes From My Travels

Beyonce Gives Terrence Howard Orgasmic Delight

Actor Terrence Howard gets some sexual delight from Destiny's Child lead singer, Beyonce Knowles, at this year's BET Awards.

Links
Terrence Howard in 'Hustle and Flow'
Destiny's Child: All The 1#'s

Britney Stays True To Her Trailer Park Roots

Britney Spears is starting a new fashion trend for pregnant women by wearing a purple tie front wrap top with no bra and a tie dye ankle length baby blue skirt topped off with a pair of leather cowboy boots that matches neither the skirt or top.

Links
Britney Spears: B in the Remixes
Britney Spears Greatest Hits

Tanya Tucker Got Fat

Country singer, Tanya Tucker, has packed on the pounds judging from this recent photo. Once svelte singer has turned to fat.

Link
Tanya Tucker's Greatest Hits

Crack Is Whack I Tell Ya

As evidenced by this photo, Whitney Houston definitely knows that crack is whack!

Link
Whitney Houston: One Wish The Christmas Album

Does Tara Reid Ever Put The Booze Down?

My favorite drunken Hollywood star, Tara Reid, was caught having a LARGE margarita at El Coyote last month. I'll bet her liver is almost dead.

Link
Tara Reid in Alone In The Dark

Yes, Mr Seacrest we all know that you are straight as an arrow

Doesn't everyone know that Ryan Seachrest, host of American Idol, is straight? Just the other night he was photographed coming out of a Beverly Hills restaurant with hot glamour model and actress, Paulina Rubio. They held hands and even kissed! Ooh la la, love is in the air. Just don't tell Merv!

Link
The Best and Worst of American Idol
American Idol: The Best of Seasons 1-4

Stars Not Looking So Hot

It's official, Lindsay Lohan's hair is fried blonde.

Jlo sports the 'crack is wack Whitney' look.

Tara Reid and Denis Rodman together, why am I not surprised?

Shar Jackson needs to put on makeup before attending public events.

Link
Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap
Jlo : Rebirth The Album
Shar Jackson in Love & Basketball

Olsen Twins Caught Eating

The Olsen Twins have been caught eating in public. Jump over to Media Martini for the photos.

Link
Olsen Twins Greatest Hits Vol2

No, its not the Crypt Keeper its Brigitte Bardot

Brigitte Bardot has become the Crypt Keeper in her later years. Moisturize, my dear, moisturize.

Britney Spears' Hillbilly Husband

The only thing missing from this photo of Kevin Federline is him sniffing his finger. Congratulations Britney Spears on having such a great husband.

Lindsay Lohan and her hideous blonde hair

As you may have heard, Lindsay Lohan has dyed her hair blonde for an upcoming film roll. It looks like shit (it clashed with her natural coloring and makes her look jaundiced) and her stylist forgot to dye her eyebrows to match. JustJared's blog has the photos of Lindsay's style fiasco.

Ashton Kutcher Modeling For Calvin Klein

Here's an exciting flashback photo of Ashton Kutcher modeling for Calvin Klein back in the late 90s.

Link
Ashton Kutcher in A Lot Like Love

Photos from CoCo Arquette's Christening Leak

Hollywood parental units Courtney and David Arquette are upset that their baby's christening photos were leaked on the internet.

Apparently, the photos were leaked by a 'Friend' who also attended the christening in Alabama. Read more at Defamer.com

funny mock up some created of baby Coco

David, Courtney, Coco, and Grandma|larger size of same picture

Nicole Ritchie caught with gay porn rag

'The Simple Life' star Nicole Richie has been caught carrying a gay porn magazine by watchful paparrazzi in Los Angeles. She was enjoying a daytime stroll with a male friend.

Anna Nicole Smith Shows Off Her Panties!

Former Playmate of the Year, Anna Nicole Smith, shows off her panties during a visit to the Grand Ole Opry while enjoying a line dance. Ick.

Tubby Maguire

Let's all sing,'Tobey Maguire's a big fat bastard.'

Push away from the damned dinner table dude!!! Lose that weight! There are no fat superheroes.

Photo of the Pope lying in state

Here's a photo of Pope John Paul II lying in state. It was taken by a Vatican tourist.

Is Britney Spears Fat or Pregnant?

Is Britney Spears fat or pregnant? Now, she's starting to look pregnant, look at how wide she's gotten.

Who's the scariest celebrity?

Which celebrity is scariest? Mickey Rourke is looking terrifying in this photo.

Yucky photos of Tonya Pinkins Giving Birth

Tonya Pinkins is a talented actress who is best known for appearing on the soap opera, 'All My Children'. She's also a known for being just a touch eccentric. Check out the photos of herself giving birth that she posted on her website. Yuck. Did we all need to see that? Noooooo.

Big Fat Britney Spears

All together now,"No more frappacinos, Britney!". Britney Spears isn't getting fat, she is fat! Cover that blubber up, girl.

Links:

In the fug zone (via Fugging It Up)

Is Britney enhanced? (via AwfulPlasticSurgery.com)

Anna Nicole and her MTV Pasties

Its not enough that she's usually drunk or otherwise mentally altered at awards shows, but now Anna Nicole Smith has taken her whole freak show to a new level. She appeared at the MTV Awards with pasties covering her breasts. Of course the pasties had the MTV logo on them. Ick. SocialiteLife.com shows the full train wreck.

Link: Anna Nicole Topless at the MTV Awards

Corey Haim Then And Now

There are no words. Rest in peace once beautiful Corey Haim.

Tara Reid boozing at the beach

Wherever she goes, Tara Reid boozes it up at the beach.

Paris' Real Eye Color Is Brown

Paris Hilton'sreal eye color is brown. And she looks better with it too!

Usher Shows His Ass In Public

We know that Usher has a ripped body, but what about his ass? That's pretty tight too judging from this photo.

Tara Reid Looking Worse For Wear

Does this girl not have decent handlers? Or is that she doesn't tale their advice? Perhaps if she does not want to be perceived as 'the drunk girl' she should stay home and out of the clubs. Tara Reid doesn't look that great as she makes her nightly exits.

Kevin Federline Finally Takes A Shower

Britney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline finally gets a shower and a shave and shows off his new look on the cover of Details magazine. Rumor has it that Britney is trying to get him a record deal. Now that's a scary thought.

Houston gouges out his eye

While in London, rapper Houston gouged out his eye after being thwarted in a suicide attempt by his security team. See the after photo.

Hilary Duff Has A Condom In Her Bag!

Hilary Duff, you sexually active little slut, what is that Trojan condom doing in your bag? (I'm sure that Trojan stock will go up quite high after this unintentional plug.) Hilary does not turn 18 years old until September, so her older boyfriend has some,uh, 'explaining' to do.

Who's had more STDs?

Ok people, who's had more STDs, Dave Navarro or Courtney Love?

Farrah Looking Scary

Would the day be complete without a scary photo of Farrah Fawcett of 'Charlie's Angels'.

Tonya Harding Is Seriously Scary Looking

Tonya Harding has ballooned up to 175 pounds and is currently pursuing a career as a professional female boxer. Her current record is 3-3. Read more..

Meanwhile, a fan sent us this update on her rival, Nancy Kerrigan:

I don't really know if she counts as a celebrity, but yesterday I saw Nancy Kerrigan at the Northshore Mall in Peabody, MA, buying shoes at the Filene's. She's about 7 months pregnant, and really, really, whiny and demanding.

Eric Szmanda's New Friend

It looks like CSI star, Eric Szmanda, has a new friend who has been seen accompanying him in Canada and most recently at a signing at a Las Vegas Walmart.

Chyna Grows Even More Unstable

Former WWE star, Chyna, recently went on the Howard Stern Show and proved that her drunken appearance on the reality show, 'The Surreal Life' was not just an act. Click here for photos. Chyna showed up drunk, wearing smudged makeup and with a boob hanging out.

Faith Evans is thin!

R&B singer, Faith Evans, is now thin. Click here for the photo. Did she have her stomach stapled? Or did she use TinaSpa, oops, I mean TrimSpa, like Anna Nicole Smith.

A haggard Whitney Houston

A concerned citizen sent in this photo of a very exhausted looking Whitney Houston. Maybe its time for another visit to the clinic for her.

Brad Pitt looking high at the Orange Bowl

A very spaced out looking Brad Pitt enjoyed the Orange Bowl in Florida recently. See the photos.

Oh Ashlee, You're So Punk Rawk!

Ashlee is just so punk rawk in her Black Sabbath t-shirt! Not!

See this petition to remove Ashlee from public broadcasts and print.

Thea Vidal Got Huge!

Comedienne Thea Vidal is more zaftig than ever. Last weekend, she hosted the AVN Awards in Las Vegas.

Jessica Alba

Ooooh, I just saw Jessica Alba's booty. Jessica Alba will be in the 'Fantastic Four' this summer.

Presenting the drunk girl Tara Reid

Presenting the 'drunk girl', Tara Reid (via Socialite Life). P.S. Tara, if you don't want to be labeled as 'the drunk girl', stay home!

Adam Levine and John Mayer Share A Kiss

John Mayer and Adam Levin of Maroon 5, share a sweet kiss at a concert last fall.

Julia Ormond

Our friends at FuggingItUp have discovered a photo of an ancient looking Julia Ormond. She's only 39, but looks older. Julia Ormond is now a movie producer.