August 21, 2008
Fun Links
Meet the new Jocelyn Wildenstein
Man commits suicide with burrito and a toothbrush
Woman arrested for having 2 overdue books
May 23, 2008
Why is Tom Cruise buying Google Ads?
Why is Tom Cruise buying Google Ads and inviting people to his 'official website'? Is he trying to make sure that people come to his site first for news on him? That's not happening.
February 27, 2008
Awful Plastic Surgery Update
Awful Plastic Surgery Update
The Worst Butt Implants Ever
These are butt implants gone awry. The
subject is rather thin and the implants
selected for her rear end are too large.
Her butt implants look freakish. At
least the implants were positioned
naturally, but ill-suited her frame.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007615.html
Do you think Princess Madeline Has Breast Implants?
Above is Princess Madeline of Sweden. A few
years ago, she wore a very chest baring dress
to a royal event. A bit too revealing for a
state event, in my opinion. Anyway, I think
she has breast implants. Her breasts look
too round and firm to be real.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007614.html
Skeletor With Breast Implants
A nice reader sent us this photo. It is
apparently a female (I think) of a certain
age with some very very saggy implanted
breasts. Breast implants do not look good
inside a chest that has already been ravaged
by age. A breast lift was definitely in
order, in this case, before breast implants
were put in place. Scary!
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007613.html
Barbie Boobs Can't Save A Marriage
Tracy Edmonds appears to have added some
rather large assets to her chest (breast
augmentation anyone?) Lol. Eddie still
dumped her two weeks after their commitment
ceremony. Remember ladies, stripper breast
implants are not the key to happiness nor
relationship longevity.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007608.html
Does Justin Timberlake really enjoy kissing
these huge, possibly collagen filled lips?
I pity the the fool. This appears to be lip
plumping overload. Maybe Stevie Wonder would
believe those to be her real lips, but the
sighted definitely would be inclined to feel
otherwise.
Quack, quack, Jessica. Oh, and if any medical
professionals are reading this, please hide
your collegen filled needles from a certain
someone.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007607.html
Plastic Surgery Abroad
One new trend in plastic surgery is having
procedures done in foreign countries for a
fraction of the cost. Costa Rica has become
a popular destination for plastic surgery
seekers. Personally, I would be wary. Watch
this video on the subject. It is interesting
to see how confident the prospective patients
are regarding how they chose their doctors
in Costa Rica -- via the Internet.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007598.html
How To Get Free Breast Implants
Finally, there is website that will enable
a woman to get free breast implants. It
is called MyFreeImplants.com. If you decide
to use the site to increase your bust
size, don't get the trashy stripper sized
set.
Watch a brief video about the company.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007597.html
Plastic Surgery Without Going Under The Knife!
Do you want plastic surgery, but can't afford
it or hate the idea of surgery or both? Check
out this video which offers tips on makeup
techniques which simulate plastic surgery.
The makeup artist on the video is Eve Pearl.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007594.html
Another Skinny Mini With Stripper Breast Implants
Eddie Murphy's ex wife decided to install
some new, um, improvements judging from these
photos. Unfortunately, they are stripper sized
and just look trashy. She is tall and thin; a
smaller, more realistic would have looked much
better. Now, she just looks like a very thin
woman with grapefruits shoved in her chest.
Yippee, go Nicole.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007593.html
November 29, 2007
Info on Internet Porn Star Killed By Drifter
An internet pornstar named Zoey Zane is missing. According to ABC News:
Her Web site may have been taken down, but pictures of an upstart porn star named Zoey Zane can still be found on the Internet.
Now investigators in Kansas who have been searching for 18-year-old Emily Sander, a college student missing since Friday, must consider a startling discovery: Sander and Zane are the same person.
They are indeed the same person! Look at this photo gallery and tell me that Emily is not Zoey! (courtesy of FreePornStarPix.com)
August 24, 2007
At least she's creative
This porn star is reaching out to her friends on the internet to help her buy breast implants. She doesn't look like she needs them, but maybe she stuffs her bra. Who really knows? I wonder if she'll end up with bolt on tits like most porn chicks. This is her site BuyAPornStarBoobs.com
August 22, 2007
Date A Millionare
Ever wanted to date a millionaire, ladies? Go to Millionaire mate! The rich guys are standing by, click here.
August 10, 2007
Giant Hematoma
Ever wondered what a giant hematoma looks like? Click here!
August 01, 2007
Two legged dog
Sugar is a two-legged miracle dog who was found here in Taiwan more dead than alive as a puppy. She overcame abuse, pneumonia, a badly broken legs, an unsuitable adoption family, brain damage and ensuing paralysis from being left on a rooftop without any shade.
Sugar was rescued by www.AnimalsTaiwan.org, gave her a wheelchair, and just found her a new family. After all she's been through, Sugar has nothing but love to give. Love for humans and for the other animals in our family. With this video, which has now AIRED ON CNN, we want to share the puppy love and spread the word about www.AnimalsTaiwan.org . Strays like Sugar need Animals Taiwan, a fully volunteer-driven organization based in Taipei. Animals Taiwan needs you to please help us help more animals like Sugar. You may donate through Paypal at http://www.animalstaiwan.org
May 16, 2007
Homeless Man Also Crushed By Trash
Mr. Baswell, 44, was asleep when the dumpster started being emptied into a trash truck. Dropped from his dirty bed Robert began a fight for his very life. The load of the trash was crushed against his body at least seven times before anyone heard his frantic screams for help. Click here to read more.
A 58-year-old Lake County woman was arrested for beating her own husband with a broom. Read more at WFTV. There's even a photo of her.
May 11, 2007
Toad found in supermarket salad bag
In the UK, a housewife found a rare natterjack toad in her supermarket salad. (via dailymail.co.uk)
December 19, 2005
500-Pound Man Accused Of Fast-Food Scam
A 500-pound man in Seminole County, Fla., was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of scamming fast-food restaurants out of large amounts of milk shakes and tacos, according to a Local 6 News report. Read the full story here.
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500-Pound Man Accused Of Fast-Food Scam
Boy Accused Of Attacking 7-Year-Old With Peanut Butter Cracker
A 7-year-old girl with an extreme allergy to peanut butter was hospitalized for two days after she was allegedly attacked on a St. Louis school bus by a boy with a peanut butter cracker, according to a Local 6 News report. Click here for the full story.
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Boy Accused Of Attacking 7-Year-Old With Peanut Butter Cracker
December 03, 2005
November 07, 2005
Would you trade your dog for an Ipod?
Would you trade your dog
Link
Craigslist: Will Trade Dog For Ipod
Buy A Video Apple ipod
Cheerleaders Had Sex in Bar, Witnesses Say
Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were charged after their arrest at a bar where witnesses told police the women had sex in a restroom.
Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday.
Witnesses said the women were having sex in a stall with each other, angering patrons waiting in line to get into the restroom at the club in the Channelside district.
Thomas was charged with battery Sunday after allegedly striking a bar patron when she was leaving the restroom, then landed in even more trouble after police said she gave officers a driver's license belonging to another Panthers cheerleader who was not in Tampa.
11-13-05 update - Before the two lesbian Carolina Panther cheer hoes got into a ruckus at a bar, they crashed a class reunion. Apparently, Renee and Angela crashed the Robinson High School 20th reunion at a bar called Jackson's. . . and even took photos with some alumni there.
Look at the photos here.
June 23, 2005
Six Legged Puppy
A contractor who found a six-legged puppy outside a temple in Klang has been offerred RM80,000 for the canine.
Tee Kim Huat said the lucrative offer came from a businessman from Ipoh who had driven down to Klang with his family during the weekend to view the puppy.
“He initially offered me RM20,000 but gradually increased it to RM80,000,” said Tee, who has named his new pet Ong Fat which means Lucky One.
“I’ve never heard of any dog with six legs and two genital organs before. How can I sell Ong Fatt when I’ve had the privilege of being the one to have found him,” he added.
Teoh now keeps Ong Fatt at his aunt’s house near the Kwang Song Temple in Pandamaran where he came across the pup on June 17.
He admitted that he had always disliked dogs until he stumbled upon Ong Fatt.
Besides the Ipoh businessman, he has been receiving a lot of telephone calls from curious members of the public. Tee can be contacted at tel: 012-2959538
Link: See another photo of the puppy.
May 21, 2005
Little Boy Gets Trapped In Vending Machine
Some kids will do anything to get a toy out of a vending machine, including, climbing inside of it, like young James Manges. Read his exciting tale and see a photo of him trapped inside a toy machine at an Indian Walmart.
May 01, 2005
See Jennifer Wilbanks' Bridal Registry at Macys.com
Jennifer Wilbanks, the George runaway bride
March 28, 2005
TerriSchiavo.com
Some sick person is auctioning off TerriSchiavo.com on Ebay.
February 23, 2005
Wendy's Employees Get Strip Searched
NewsCenter 5's Jim Boyd reported that four Wendy's fast food restaurant supervisors were told Saturday that their employees were stealing from customers, and to conduct immediate strip searches.
"The person on the other end identified themselves as a detective from Whitman and said one of the employees was a wanted suspect and asked them to do a strip search," said Whitman Deputy Police Chief Raymond Nelson. "Evidently, they were strip searched." Click here to read more.
February 19, 2005
Doctors Remove Baby's Second Head
In Egypt, a baby boy had his second head chopped off. The second head was from an attached twin
February 14, 2005
The Wedding Registry of Mary Letourneau and Vili Fualaau
I have no idea if this is real or not, but this is purported to be the wedding registry of Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau. I know Vili is now a legal adult, but its pretty disgusting to think of them getting married. Yuck. What the hell do they need 'casual china' for? My understanding is that Vili is high school drop out; maybe someone needs to give him GED tutoring for a wedding present. Their wedding date is allegedly April 16, 2005.
Update:Yahoo just add a story about Mary Kay and Vili getting married soon so the rumor must be true. I scooped Yahoo News by 20 minutes.
Two Legged Chihuaha
Read about Nubby, a two legged puppy. It's a chihauha.
February 10, 2005
Baby Thrown Out of Car Window
Those Floridians are a crazy bunch. This time a couple has been seen throwing their baby out of a car window and speeding off.
February 08, 2005
Man bites off a bird's head
Things got lively in New Smyrna Beach, when a man bit the head off of a parrot. Blood splattered everywhere...
