May 18 2003

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<xmp>Gossiplist.com Newsletter - May 18, 2003


What's up guys? Ready for another edition
of the Gossiplist.com Newsletter? Let's go!


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Hefner and the babes
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Ever wondered what it is like to be one of Hugh
Hefner's barely legal blonde girlfriends? Here's
the inside scoop from someone who knows:
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   'Hef isn't all that. The (currently 7 I believe)
    blondes who live at the mansion are on a 
    payroll ($1000/wk), plus they each get use of a
    company car, medical and dental insurance, 
    make-up artists and personal stylists for the 
    nights when he takes the girls out. In return, 
    they live like virtual slaves. If he wants to 
    have dinner at 7 pm, then they have to be back at
    the mansion and dressed for dinner by 7 pm or they
    are locked out for the night. He has to approve of
    their outfits before they go out as well. They watch
    what he wants to watch - even if it's porn that 
    makes then feel uncomfortable, eat what he wants to
    eat, go to bed when he wants to go to bed. 
    Competition between the girls is cut-throat. Shampoo
    being replaced by Nair, clothes be shredded, nasty 
    rumors spread, etc. It's like the pin-up girl version
    of Survivor. Most don't last too long under that sort
    of pressure because it's like living in a war zone. 
    Hef pretends to be sympathetic, but it doesn't take a
    shrink to figure out he gets off on these young women 
    fighting over "him". None of the girls are allowed 
    to have any sort of porn or S/M background. Posing 
    for pics is OK, but he looks down on women who fuck 
    for money. He doesn't see the hypocrisy of his living 
    situation. He only fucks 3 of "his" girls - the rest
    are expected to put on shows for him every night, whether
    they are attracted to each other or not. He pops Viagra
    like he owns stock in the company.'
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Nascar Driver Jeff Gordon (aka the Rainbow Warrior)
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Jeff Gordon and his new beard, ooops, I mean girlfriend:
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<a href="http://jeffgordonandthe24car.com/JeffandAmanda.html">
Jeff and Amanda</a>

</ul><p>
Jeff and Amanda were recently turned away from a popular
gay NYC club because it was too crowded. Amanda promptly
went apeshit and screamed 'Haven't you ever heard of 
NASCAR?'  Considering that NASCAR is a redneck sport
and the club is in NYC, that was an unlikely possibility.

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Celebrity Encounters
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Don't you just love meeting stars? Here are the stories.


               Judy Greer


Judy Greer (The Wedding Planner, What Women Want) punched
a friend of mine in the face at a club in Venice, CA 
this week. I don't know what her problem was but it was 
a crowded club and she kept rudely shoving her way past 
people. After her third rude shoving trip, my friend said
something to her and Judy punched her and ran off. 
The girl was nuts.  This is Judy:
http://us.imdb.com/Name?Greer,+Judy


               Bill Cosby


I remember when I was with a friend waiting for a connecting
flight in Los Angeles, she saw Bill Cosby at the newsagent 
buying a newspaper.  She had been such a huge fan of his when
growing up and she approached him and told him how she had 
admired his work and how he had inspired her.  He pretended
to not hear her and when she asked for his autograph he said
, "I don't do autographs or pictures."  I watched this from 
the sidelines and felt so badly for my friend.  But in reality,
he had lost two fans who had admired and liked a man throughout
their formative years.  The cashier witnessed the entire episode
and said, "He's always like that with fans.  Amazing how he
manages to keep them."


             Robert Gant 


Robert Gant used to come into the gym I went to in Hollywood. 
He would never speak to anyone who said hello to him. He would
just sort of sneer and look the other way. Really rude to 
people who were trying to be civil to him. ALOT of ATTITUDE. 


It's all about Buffy!


Sarah Michelle Gellar walked into my girlfriend's store and
treated her like complete shit. Totally condescending. 
(meanwhile, does the girl even have a fucking high school 
diploma?) I hate this kind of star: the one who was forced
on America because of stage parents. 


My sister has worked with her several times--and, indeed, 
confirms that she can be a turbo-charged "c" word. Many people
despise working with her. Apparently she treats many of those
around her like the "help"--and is bitchy, ungrateful and 
petulant all around. Oh yeah--and kinda fugly in the morning
pre hair and make-up (saw a polaroid of her that made my flesh 
crawl...).


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Porn Slut For Hire
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Gina Lynn, who starred in a few Eminem videos,
is also available as a high class escort:
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<a href="http://www.la-exotics.com/_t/display.php?sect=2&g_id=607&g_custid=gin1222&fs=1&i_num=1">
Get Wild With Gina Lynn</a>
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Whatever Happened To Bettie Page
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Whatever happened to sexy 50s model Bettie Page?


Well, it turns out that she has had her troubles.
She is now an older woman who lives on social 
security while others who took her photos profit
enormously from her image. She suffers with severe
mental illness, and requires medication and monitoring.
Hef has come forward with considerable funds to make
sure that she is well taken care of and treated well
in a private outpatient facility where she currently
resides in Southern California. 


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Someone Send Him A Razor
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Is this Robert De Niro or Burl Ives?
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<a href="http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030510/i/1052541706.3825565812.jpg">
DeNiro with a huge beard</a>
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Neverending Twink Look
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Look, it's Limahl, from the 80's pop group Kajagoogoo (
remember the song 'Too Shy'?) :

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<a href="http://www.dancecrazy.co.uk/artistes/large_images/limahl_large.htm">A Limahl for the
new milennia</a>

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Justin Timberlake
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This is Justin Timberlake's new girlfriend, Pussycat Doll, Staci Flood:
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<a href="http://www.suspiriascloset.com/images/gm_5.jpg">Staci Flood</a>

<p>
According to Anorak magazine, Staci is friends with 
Britney Spears, Justin's ex, and he's been banging 
her for months, but not taking her out in public.
Read more here:
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<a href="http://www.anorak.co.uk/news_162910.shtml">Staci and Britney are friends</a>
</ul>
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Crazy Bachelorette
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Crazy Liz, from ABC's 'The Bachelor' has a website:
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<a href="http://www.lizterzo.com/index.html">Crazy Bachelorette Liz</a>
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Star Dicks
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A great gossip site about male celebrity bulges:
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<a href="http://bulgereport.com/malecelebreport.htm">Bulge Report</a>
</ul>

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Feed Lara
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Lara Flynn Boyle weighs 90 pounds:

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<a href="http://www.suntimes.com/output/zwecker/cst-ftr-zp14.html">She is a twig</a>

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Globe Blind Item
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This TV crime fighter has kept in close contact with
his favorite hometown hooker.  Over the years, he's 
flown her from location to location and shelled out 
cash for lavish gifts.  When the old gal recently 
needed one of her hips replaced and no insurance to 
cover the operation, he generously footed the
bill.


Answer: John Walsh of tv's 'America's Most Wanted'..
His wife Reve, almost divorced him a few years
ago because she found out about him cavorting with
hookers.


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Kate Hudson
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Kate Hudson and hubby looking like stoners:
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<a href="http://tinyurl.com/bz5k">Kate and A Black Crowe</a>