Gossiplist Newsletter 03.30.10

Runyan Canyon Celebrity Report
Chris Noth hikes really fast
Cindy Crawford is skinnier & shorter in person
Sandra Oh is very sweet & smiley.

Jesse James Used To Wear KKK T-Shirts In Public?
http://gossiplist.com/blog2/2010/03/27/jesse-james-used-to-wear-kkk-t-shirts-in-public/

Usher Performs Live
http://gossiplist.com/blog2/2010/03/30/usher-performs-live/

24th Annual American Cinematheque Award Honoring Matt Damon
http://gossiplist.com/blog2/2010/03/29/24th-annual-american-cinematheque-award-honoring-matt-damon/

Jack Black and Sidney Poitier spotted out and about in LA
http://gossiplist.com/blog2/2010/03/29/jack-black-and-sidney-poitier-spotted-out-and-about-in-la/

Sarah Palin helps daughter beat vandalism charges
http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2010/03/law-willow-and-wicked-witch-of-wasilla.html
Her son Track was addicted to OxyContin and was forced
to choose between jail and joining the military. He
also had prior trouble for vandalizing school buses.

Teabonics – the strange language of teabaggers
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pargon/sets/72157623594187379

Now that Ricky Martin is out of the closet, we can
tell you, he is a very enthusiastic bottom. His
longtime partner at one time was rumored to be the very married Robbie Rosa,
who produced his biggest hits.

Robert Downey Jr. has been hoovering coke and
he and his “wife” have other lovers. And yes, both male.

A reliable source told me. My friend worked
on Iron Man 2 and he was a nightmare apparently
and his behavior was of a coked up addict. Susan
has another boyfriend and Robert does too. But
they stay together for “appearances”.

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29
This A list television actor held up production
on the set of his show for six hours last week
while he surfed the internet and did lines of
coke. Apparently he was all alone. He told everyone
that he wasn’t ready and they would just have to
wait until he was. After six hours he emerged
looking haggard but didn’t bother apologizing
to anyone for keeping them waiting.

My guess is Kiefer Sutherland

Serial killer Rodney Alcala is finally getting his
just desserts, but people who knew him years ago are
coming forward with stories.

Alcala was already on the prowl in the mid 1960s.
I know this as a fact because my friends and I
frequented a night club on Sunset Blvd called
Dave Hull’s Hullaballoo. We were 14-15 yr. old
kids and in the 9th grade. Rod had an “office”
in the club – it was actually a storage closet
and he would take us in there to “make-out.”
He used the same M.O. back then. A photographer
from UCLA. One girl in our group was his favorite
and he shot many photos of her in the backyard of
her mother’s Franklin Hills home. She is alive
and well today and once we all moved on to high
school, we stopped going to Hollywood and began
dating within our peer group. Any of us could have
been victims!

My mother worked with this Psycho in LA, he
was a temp. He used to ask her a couple of
times a week if he could take my sisters and
I to a park and photograph us, she always
declined. I never thought much about it as I
am a male, but obviously he stalked males also.
My mom said he was pretty charming so I can
see how he was able to get his victims to go
along with him.

The state of California needs to quit wasting taxpayer
money and execute this idiot.

BUZZFOTO 03/24
This famous television actress, with a much less
famous fiancé is gorgeous and has it all which
is why you’d think she’d be more secure than she
is. Her fiancé recently added an old girlfriend
on facebook and was excited to reconnect. The
actress allegedly hired a team to research this
girl, (background checks, searches, etc.) and to
find out everything she could about her. She is
secretly monitoring their interaction online
(although so far she’s come up with nothing
scandalous). She has even sent the old flame text
messages from her boyfriend’s phone to ‘test’ her
and gauge her reaction. We hear she is becoming
obsessed and blind with jealousy, even though
it seems he is not interested in the ex other
than in catching up. Not Kristen Bell.

My guess is Hilary Duff/Mike Comrie

POPBITCH 03/25
Actors and models have been hooking up for decades.
But which current combo’s relationship is said to
be on the rocks because while her career has been
heading upwards and onwards his has stalled.
Funny, we always thought it would have been a
contractual arrangement that brought the beautiful
pair together.

My guess is Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/25
This B list tweener television actress dabbles in
coke and pot. Nothing serious except that she is
way too young to be doing it. A few weeks ago, she
was at a party and did a line of coke and someone
asked when the first time was for her and our actress
said, “my older C list actor brother gave me some
when I was about 12.”

My guess is Emily and Haley Joel Osment

Enounters of the Vicki Lawrence kind
Having worked with her (albeit briefly) when she
came in to host an ailing FX Morning Show about
10 years ago, I can tell you she is indeed a
DEMANDING BITCH. And I quote:

“You brought me in here to save your sad little
TV show, so don’t you think I know what I’m
doing? Do as I tell you or I’ll have you fired
- I’m the boss around here now….”

Rather than put up with her tirades, MOST of
the show staff (including myself) just quit,
and the show indeed did go off the air within
months of her taking over.

Inside Sarah Jessica Parker

Apparently, she suffered miscarriages and
had many female issues over the past several
years. I know someone who
works at Lenox Hill who has heard things about
her treatment there. That’s one of the reasons
she lost so much weight and looked so frail.
I think she looks much healthier these days
than she did a couple of years ago.

Puck from the Real World San Francisco

A friend worked a job with Puck couple of years
ago; they broke down a fashion show in a Union
Square hotel. Puck was one of the semi-truck
drivers (yup!)up from the LA area . Said Puck
had a hard body, was very nice to everyone..
except women. Puck actually blew his top at
a chick over nothing. My friend said Puck pinged
and that his misogyny was off the charts.

Inside The Bob Geldof Family

He lives in a big london mansion block (an old
mansion converted into flats). He lives in a flat
on an upper floor with his girlfriend and the kids
live in a flat with their nanny. The kids flat is
on a different floor and in a different part of
the building. He doesn’t visit them often. They
don’t eat together and if the kids want to see
their father, they have to call his apartment on
the telephone and ask to see if they can come up.
He takes them on vacation a few times a year, but
mostly he doesn’t have much to do with the kids
and spends most of his time traveling and with
his girlfriend. I have no idea why he was ever
given custody of Tiger Lily. He isn’t any relation
to her at all

Peaches is 21, she’s already been married,
divorced, and has overdosed at least once that
the press knows of. She was caught buying drugs
on video tape, but some how the police said “they
didn’t have enough evidence to arrest her.” Her
dad’s celebrity has gotten her out of more than
one legal jam. Every other person caught in the
same sting was arrested and prosecuted.

She is dating 37 year old actor/director Eli Roth.
He took her to all the Academy Award parties.
This says a LOT about him. He’s 37, filthy rich
and could date almost anyone he wanted and he
picks this useless skanky junkie whore? His
Harvard educated parents must be delighted

Gossip Girl has started filming again for the upcoming season. Hilary Duff was spotted filming the show today along with Chace Crawford and Penn Badgley.

Oh no, someone hates the fashion style of Hilary and Haylie Duff..

Hilary Duff, you sexually active little slut, what is that Trojan condom doing in your bag? (I’m sure that Trojan stock will go up quite high after this unintentional plug.) Hilary does not turn 18 years old until September, so her older boyfriend has some,uh, ‘explaining’ to do.